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“We have to be careful, though,” the owner said in a low whisper. “I hear the Jews control the media. At least, that’s what we’re reporting.” READ MORE
Trust in politicians is down over 98%, meaning that voters aren’t even sure they can trust the “Fix Everything” candidate to fix everything. READ MORE
Americans were blindsided by the revelation, with many steadfastly refusing to accept it. “There’s no way,” said local woman Mandy Denison. READ MORE
“I don’t understand it,” Trump reportedly told one aide. “I thought he loved honey. The intel said he loved honey. Now he’s mad, apparently.” READ MORE