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Add The New York Post on Google Time to buy doodads for dads Father’s Day approaches. What to buy the man? The today father is into T-shirts, so forget buying a tie. He’s a schloomp.
He schleps in sneakers so shove springing for loafers.
A hat? He wears crappy caps that advertise basketball games.
Briefcase? The guy schleps Gristedes shopping bags.
Undershirt? Calvin Klein isn’t even selling one.
B’way tickets? To again see “Oklahoma!”?
A pet? Please, if my Yorkie pees again in the kitchen you can have mine.
Museum visit? Oh, wow, let’s go together to see an ancient Grecian head.
Bracelet? That’s for the wife’s charge account.
Maybe a deep longtime chat with Joe Biden about problems in Yugoslavia.
A 9-by-12 enlargement of Jill Biden in tights — in color.
Forget a happy Father’s Day card for the Menendez brothers.
Or maybe it’s a key to piggy Biden’s piggy brother’s piggy bank.
Recording of Bill Clinton singing “There’ll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight.”
Last Father’s Day my friend called her dad long distance. They talked 10 minutes. Reminisced about her childhood and the great times they had together. When she was ready to hang up, he said six words she’ll never forget. They were: “By the way who is this?”
