Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site The Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
At publishing time, Swalwell had been seen cruising through Chinatown, reportedly on the prowl for his next stint as a valuable asset to the Chinese Communist Party. READ MORE
“It’s not going to be safe to live here,” said Fort Worth resident Chris Wilson. “It’s time to go in search of liberty and a brighter future filled with more opportunity.” READ MORE
“I’m not holding back anymore,” Trump said. “I’ve been so polite and restrained for the last 10 years, but not anymore. Get ready, because I’m not going to be as careful about what I say.” READ MORE
While he said he would respect the will of the people and allow the Democrats to remain in power, Musk warned leftists that they would be kept on a tight leash. READ MORE
