Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO!” the actor then shouted as members of the media looked on. READ MORE
At publishing time, Pfizer had announced a new hantavirus vaccine that would be ready in just six months. READ MORE
A large promotional banner hung outside the future park entrance featuring Trump’s face with a presidential speech bubble proclaiming to “MAKE AMERICA WET AGAIN”. READ MORE
At publishing time, Platner had covered up his misunderstood tattoo with a less offensive swastika symbol, popular amongst Hindus to symbolize good fortune, to avoid any appearance of Nazi association. READ MORE
