Seattle Mariners starting pitcher Bryan Woo (22). IMAGN IMAGES via Reuters Connect The Mariners visit the Astros, and I haven’t been this excited since Disney released the “Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special.”
The Mariners still don’t have their act together.
When Bryan Woo allowed 13 runs over nine innings, Seattle nearly called up Miley Cyrus. Woo got his act together by tossing a one-hitter and striking out nine Bravos over six innings.
Houston’s Tatsuya Imai hasn’t pitched since he gave up three runs to the Mariners in Seattle on April 10. Imai was shut down with “arm fatigue” after recording one out that day.
My arm is feeling fatigued just typing this paragraph, but I will fight through it.
$50 on Woo and the Mariners (-171, DraftKings).
There were 268 pitches thrown at Camden Yards on Monday.
Here are two: Ben Rice’s two-run homer put the Yanks in front; Coby Mayo’s three-run homer won it.
The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.
