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“We can now confirm that the attacker had accessed Ms. Rachel videos on Netflix, which started a spiral of Islamic radicalization,” announced a Dubai security spokesman. READ MORE
James made it clear that no stone would be left unturned in her effort to indict Trump for another crime he didn’t commit. “We have unfinished business,” she told reporters. READ MORE
“BOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOO!” Carlson said as he gestured wildly at the TV. “How dare he stand in the way of German victory?” READ MORE
“That machine appears to be breathing for her and preventing her court-ordered death,” says Warden Bill Myles Lee. READ MORE