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Company executives unveiled a series of impressive benchmarks demonstrating that Claude 4.5 could orchestrate a global collapse of civilization in roughly half the compute cycles required by ChatGPT. READ MORE
According to climate activists, no hurricanes might seem good until you realize fewer people are being killed by them. READ MORE
While many Americans cheered the prospect of receiving large checks from the government, others expressed doubts about the plan. READ MORE
Progressives explained that individuals like the black man who sat on the jury may not be educated enough to draw a reasoned conclusion on such a complex case, similar to how women and minorities aren’t intelligent enough to obtain official government identification. READ MORE
