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“He was tremendous, almost as tremendous as I am,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office when asked about the controversial image. “Harrison Ford. He was a great president.” READ MORE
“I know I’ve technically had the job for a few weeks now, but I still don’t really know what it is that I’m supposed to be doing. Is it like a waitress? An auto mechanic?” Graham said. READ MORE
Dolly Parton, 80, was the final person on earth still beloved across every political and socioeconomic spectrum. READ MORE
When commenters questioned the type of rhetoric he was using, Piker grew even more defensive. “You don’t like what I’m saying? You’re obviously Jewish,” he said. READ MORE
