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Best of the Babylon Bee: AOC struggling to meet single men under 90 at work

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“I’m working to be a little more open to an age difference, but I’d really like someone who wasn’t born during Depression,” AOC said. READ MORE

“We could use a few more of those Mormon flash mobs,” bystander Jared Smith said. “It could work wonders for the community. They’re just so darn nice.” READ MORE

“I’m a horse! Neigh!” said a furry named W. J. Harbuck (also known as The Brown Blur). “Neeeeiiiiigh!” READ MORE

Family experts predict the transition will be seamless as Leavitt goes from answering ignorant unnecessary questions all day to answering ignorant, unnecessary questions all day. READ MORE

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