whoever wins… we lose

A.G.P.R.E.M.I.X.

the fitnessgram pacer test is a multi‐stage aerobic capacity test that progre

call center blues, or “sometimes growth is painful. now put on the cat ears.”

i sure great redneck hope no one remembers these song titles in ten years (interlude)

doing whippits out of a can of monster energy killer bee 2007

listen chucklefuck, it’s not “delusions of grandeur” if i’m right

oh no i insist keep going you’re totally good

i am a, please on me

pog destroyer

none will be left to challenge me for the title of world’s most underperforming lawyer

i cannot even begin to fucking believe this