THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC / secondgradeknifefight

You’d Better Fuckin Not You Jackass

Lemme Tell You a Story About a Kid Named Brandice

This Is Your Last Warning Stay Out of My Fucking V8

And This Is for That One Time

Shut It Up Me

Shut Up Chuck You Fucked My Surfboard (And the Lord Said Amen)

Green Eggs and the Hamburglars Revenge (Don’t You Even Think About Eating Those Cat Turds Timothy)

Living With Droopy Dog Gave Me the Boom Snap (It Was Actually the Clap)

I Suck Dicks Like You for Breakfast (Getting Back at Uncle Fuck)

I Went to a Carnival With the Cheesburger Picnic and I Left With Two Stuffed Bears and Half a Dirty Popsicle (Friends Forever)