Album · 2020
You Can Never Have It All
Tracklist
1
I Gotta Look My Best
You Can Never Have It All
0:45
2
Are You Asleep Out There?
You Can Never Have It All
0:25
3
Get a Haircut
You Can Never Have It All
0:18
4
When Are You Gonna Grow Up?
You Can Never Have It All
0:40
5
Did I Use the Word Divorce?
You Can Never Have It All
0:32
6
When I Say Woman
You Can Never Have It All
0:33
7
Stupid Dog
You Can Never Have It All
1:25
8
Fight Like a Man
You Can Never Have It All
1:21
9
Less of This, More of This
You Can Never Have It All
0:20
10
Cellphones
You Can Never Have It All
1:25
11
I Am Right, You Are Wrong
You Can Never Have It All
1:02
12
Never Shave It Off
You Can Never Have It All
1:47
13
She's Just a Friend
You Can Never Have It All
1:28
14
You Don't Know What You're Talking About
You Can Never Have It All
1:12
15
America's Toughest Sheriff
You Can Never Have It All
3:41
16
Do the Dad
You Can Never Have It All
4:06
17
This Really Happened
You Can Never Have It All
1:32
18
My Property
You Can Never Have It All
1:36
19
Nobody Cares
You Can Never Have It All
2:15
20
You Can Tuck Yourself In
You Can Never Have It All
1:37
21
Why Are You So Mad?
You Can Never Have It All
0:59
22
Pink Sock (McDaniels Cover)
You Can Never Have It All
1:33
23
Spank the World
You Can Never Have It All
2:04
24
Dad Deserves the Breast
You Can Never Have It All
4:44
25
Don't Touch the Thermostat
You Can Never Have It All
0:27
26
You're Not Gay
You Can Never Have It All
0:51
27
Duh Duh
You Can Never Have It All
1:16
28
Sleazy
You Can Never Have It All
1:09
29
It's Not Love (It's Dad Stuff)
You Can Never Have It All
0:58
30
I Don't Fucking Think So
You Can Never Have It All
1:08
31
Get in the Kitchen
You Can Never Have It All
1:16
32
College Fund
You Can Never Have It All
2:06
33
Call Me Dad
You Can Never Have It All
1:00
34
You're Lucky to Be Eating at the Sizzler
You Can Never Have It All
1:52
35
No Daughter of Mine
You Can Never Have It All
1:24
36
Pants on Fire (I Hate My Kids)
You Can Never Have It All
2:04
37
Slut
You Can Never Have It All
0:33
38
I'm a Dr. Now Bitch
You Can Never Have It All
1:17
39
Put Your Feelings in a Bundt Cake
You Can Never Have It All
0:51
40
I Don't Fucking Think So
You Can Never Have It All
6:23
41
True Story
You Can Never Have It All
1:04
42
Your Music Fucking Sucks
You Can Never Have It All
0:46
43
Midlife Crisis
You Can Never Have It All
0:59
44
My Sons a Gay
You Can Never Have It All
0:49
45
My Son Went to Art School
You Can Never Have It All
1:10
46
This Is My House Too
You Can Never Have It All
0:13
47
BBQ Sandwich Kiss
You Can Never Have It All
0:48
48
I Like Your Mom
You Can Never Have It All
1:22
49
I Have So Much Respect for Women
You Can Never Have It All
0:25
50
You Lost My Screwdriver
You Can Never Have It All
0:49
51
I Used to Be Loved
You Can Never Have It All
2:28
52
I Can't Spend Time With You
You Can Never Have It All
3:07
53
My Daughters a Slut
You Can Never Have It All
0:44
54
Turn Your Music Down
You Can Never Have It All
0:19
55
Clean Your Room
You Can Never Have It All
1:26
56
You Can't Do Anything Right
You Can Never Have It All
1:12
57
Ray
You Can Never Have It All
0:27
58
I Didn't Do That at Your Age
You Can Never Have It All
0:31
59
Disney World
You Can Never Have It All
7:13