Album · 2008
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
Tracklist
Disc 1
1
Penguin Audio Presents
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
1:51
2
Secret Hidden Message
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
0:16
3
A Second Note
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
1:13
4
Okay, This Is the Prolouge
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
6:29
5
Danica Patrick
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
6:54
6
Gay Marriage
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
7:32
7
Why Everyone Hates Us
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
0:48
8
Anna Nicole Smith
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
3:37
9
George Bush Jr.
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
0:51
10
Britney Spears's Vagina
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
1:32
11
Britney Spears's Head
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
3:32
12
You
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
1:07
13
Bill Clinton--Blow Jobs
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
4:13
14
The Double Quarter Pounder
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
0:47
15
Nascar
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
1:13
16
Rehab
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
1:46
17
Angelina Jolie
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
1:42
18
Me
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:20
Disc 2
1
Your Kids Are Not Cute
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
7:37
2
The Jellyfish Move
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
4:02
3
Please Drug Your Children
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
3:13
4
I Had Sex With Kathie Lee Gifford, and She Was Amazing!
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
6:46
5
Punishment
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
7:32
6
And on and on It Went
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
4:39
7
I Got a Job in a Diner
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:27
8
We Never Went Hungry
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
4:17
9
Bullies R Us
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:43
10
Within Seconds Bobby
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:17
11
As He Drew Closer
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:55
12
Why the Fuck Do Old People Drive So Goddamn Slow?
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:02
Disc 3
1
Autism Shmautism
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:35
2
The Truth When It Comes to Your Kids
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:12
3
Advice to Men About to Enter a Stripclub
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
4:13
4
And That Was the End of That Dream
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
4:18
5
How I Learned to Act
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
2:15
6
How I Became a Published Poet
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
6:19
7
We Decided Not to Put to Put My Name on It
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:55
8
Nuns, Tits, Booze and My Mom
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:08
9
When I Walked Into the Hallway
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:20
10
Matt Dillon Is a Giant Fag
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:54
11
I Think Its Fair to Say
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:09
12
Prospective Parents: Give It Up
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
4:15
Disc 4
1
Grande Vente Mocha Oprah Chai
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
4:44
2
James Frey
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:08
3
Steamroll
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:01
4
Semen Count?
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:00
5
The Oprah Amendment
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:31
6
Does This [Bomb] Make Me Look Fat?
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
6:41
7
This Is Your Brain, on Semen
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
7:21
8
We Couldn't Care Less
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
7:57
9
We All Know Women
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
7:42
10
The Past
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
7:32
11
My Wife Screams
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
4:48
12
Flirting and Laughing in the Workplace
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
5:48
Disc 5
1
The Pope Is a Pimp
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
4:12
2
Number One: Thou Shalt Not Kill, Unless...
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
6:23
3
The Asshole Olympics
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
7:05
4
I Want All Americans on Steroids
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
7:57
5
Someone Tell My Mom That Cellphones Cause Cancer
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
6:02
6
Driving Home That Day
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
7:30