Album · 2013
What Alive People Do
Tracklist
Disc 1
1
Opener of a Failed Comedian
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2:04
2
My Sweet Nerdy Audience
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0:40
3
Glenn Beck Called Me Out When He Mattered
What Alive People Do
2:30
4
Dude Bros Get Super Mad When You Say Rape Is Bad
What Alive People Do
12:17
5
Cum Baby Vagina Monster
What Alive People Do
7:35
6
Sober Vegan Party Time
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18:40
7
Liberal Racists
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1:31
8
New Yorkers Aren't Assholes, Followed by Me Saying Horrible Asshole Things
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2:42
9
I Get Death Threats and End Up at a Cowboy Convention
What Alive People Do
7:43
10
White People Are Going to Be Fine
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5:01
11
Atheist
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4:46
Disc 2
1
Two Sad Stories
What Alive People Do
21:27
2
Handjobs, Hotdogs and Abortions
What Alive People Do
4:45
3
Slutty Homophobes
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3:01
4
Get Off My Lawn Porn
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1:53
5
Quitting Comedy Clubs
What Alive People Do
8:10
6
Citizen Radio
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0:39
7
Fat-Shaming Cats
What Alive People Do
3:05
8
Possible Death Threat to the Worst Band in the World
What Alive People Do
3:46