Warped Children's Songs

The Speeding Ticket Song (tune: Goosey, Goosey Gander)

Row, Row, Row Your Raft (tune: Row, Row, Row Your Boat)

Mary Had a Business Plan (tune: Mary Had a Little Lamb)

Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Hmos (tune: Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes)

Anatomy, Gravity, and You (tune: Do Your Ears Hang Low)

1337 Abc (tune: the Alphabet Song)

A Little Dog (tune: Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?)

Psych Ward Applause (tune: If You’re Happy and You Know It)

Twinkle, Twinkle, Pms (tune: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star)

There’s a Hole in My Jihad (tune: There’s a Hole in the Bucket)

One Egg Short of a Dozen (tune: Humpty Dumpty)

This Little Capitalist Piggy (tune: This Little Piggy)

Mary Had a Little Ham (tune: Mary Had a Little Lamb)

Abcd Little Star (tune: the Alphabet Song)

Indians, Shmindians (tune: Ten Little Indians)

Southern Us Border Road Trip (tune: Oh, Susana)

The Phonetic Alphabet Song (tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic

Battle Hymn of the Republican (tune: Baa, Baa, Black Sheep)

My Pledge John (tune: Deedle Deedle Dumpling)

We’re Not Here Because We’re Here (tune: We’re Here Because We’re Here)

Rock-a-bye-bye-baby (tune: Rock-a-bye Baby

NLT 99 Bottles (tune: 99 Bottles of Pop)