Time Travelers Keep Tryna Kill Me

Fence Jumpers Will Be Prosecuted

Hire the Most Autistic Person You Know

Don't Take Financial Advice From Alicia Keys

Fire Emojis Don't Pay the Bills

They Lucky We Want Equality Not Revenge

Women Screenshot Everything Except Them Begging

Got My Ass Ate Last Time I Did Molly

How Much Daylight Are We Saving Exactly

Chicago Put K-Swiss Out of Business

Can't Afford Black Owned Business Prices

Caught a DUI in My Side Bitch Car

Animals Only Talk When You Trippin Balls

White People Had Rhythm When Cocaine Was Pure

Don't Kiss Your Mom on Dad's Birthday

Laughing Off Inside Jokes With Myself

People Leave Their Demons in Walmart