Album · 1985
The Old Masters, Box One
Tracklist
Disc 1
1
Hungry Freaks
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3:27
2
No Heart
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2:33
3
Who Are the Brain Police?
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3:23
4
Go Cry on Somebody Else’s Shoulder
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3:39
5
Motherly Love
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2:47
6
How Could I Be Such a Fool
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2:13
7
Wowie Zowie
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2:51
8
You Didn’t Try to Call Me
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3:19
9
Any Way the Wind Blows
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2:14
10
I’m Not Satisfied
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2:38
11
You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
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3:40
Disc 2
1
Trouble Coming Everyday
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5:50
2
Help I’m a Rock
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4:42
3
It Can’t Happen Here
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3:56
4
Cream Cheese
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12:17
Disc 3
1
Plastic People
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3:40
2
The Duke of Prunes
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2:12
3
Amnesia Vivace
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1:01
4
The Duke Regains His Chops
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1:53
5
Call Any Vegetable
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2:19
6
Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
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6:57
7
Soft‐Sell Conclusion & Ending of #1
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1:40
8
America Drinks
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1:52
9
Status Back Baby
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2:52
10
Uncle Bernie’s Farm
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2:09
11
Son of Suzy Creamcheese
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1:33
12
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
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7:26
13
America Drinks & Goes Home
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2:43
Disc 4
1
Are You Hung Up
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1:23
2
Who Needs the Peace Corps
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2:34
3
Concentration Moon
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2:17
4
Mom & Dad
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2:16
5
Bow Tie Daddy
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0:34
6
Harry, You’re a Beast
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1:22
7
What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
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1:03
8
Absolutely Free
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3:27
9
Flower Punk
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3:05
10
Hot Poop
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0:30
11
Nasal Retentive Caliope
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2:00
12
Let’s Make the Water Turn Black
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1:41
13
The Idiot Bastard Son
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2:40
14
(Gary Kellgren’s Opinion)
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0:33
15
Lonely Little Girl
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1:12
16
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
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1:33
17
What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body (reprise)
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0:58
18
Mother People
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1:45
19
The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
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7:09
Disc 5
1
Lumpy Gravy, Part One
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15:45
2
Lumpy Gravy, Part Two
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15:47
Disc 6
1
Cheap Thrills
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2:37
2
Love of My Life
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3:06
3
How Could I Be Such a Fool
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3:33
4
Deseri
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2:07
5
I’m Not Satisfied
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4:07
6
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
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2:23
7
Anything
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3:06
8
Later That Night
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2:59
9
You Didn’t Try to Call Me
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3:56
10
Fountain of Love
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3:22
11
“No. No. No.”
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2:15
12
Anyway the Wind Blows
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3:00
13
Stuff Up the Cracks
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4:29
Disc 7
1
Theme From “Run Home Slow”
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1:26
2
Original “Duke of Prunes”
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1:18
3
Opening Night Party at Studio Z
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1:32
4
The Village Inn
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1:18
5
Steal Away
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3:44
6
I Was a Teenage Malt Shop
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1:12
7
The Birth of Captain Beefheart
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0:16
8
Metal Man Has Won His Wings
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3:08
9
Power Trio Segment From “The Saints ’n’ Sinners”
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0:34
10
Bossa Nova Pervertamento
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2:17
11
Excerpt From “The Uncle Frankie Show”
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0:39
12
Charva
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1:59
13
Speed‐Freak Boogie
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4:14
14
Original Mothers at the Broadside (Pomona)
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0:56
15
Party Scene From “Mondo Hollywood”
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1:56
16
Original Mothers (rehearsal)
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0:22
17
How Could I Be Such a Fool
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1:49
18
Band Introductions at the Fillmore West
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1:10
19
Plastic People
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1:59
20
Original Mothers at the Fillmore East
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0:46
21
Why Don’t Cha Do Me Right
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2:40
22
Big Leg Emma
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2:32