Album · 2019
The MisreadBible: Genesis
Tracklist
1
Preface
The MisreadBible: Genesis
2:17
2
Acknowledgements
The MisreadBible: Genesis
0:47
3
God Writes his Memoirs
The MisreadBible: Genesis
2:10
4
And so, It Begins…
The MisreadBible: Genesis
6:24
5
Mr Play-Doh and His Amazing Talking Rib
The MisreadBible: Genesis
3:46
6
Much Ado about Apples!
The MisreadBible: Genesis
5:35
7
Dude, Where's Your Brother?
The MisreadBible: Genesis
5:08
8
The Adam’s Family
The MisreadBible: Genesis
1:25
9
Freaky Angel Sex
The MisreadBible: Genesis
0:50
10
Build Yourself an Arky Arky
The MisreadBible: Genesis
2:30
11
Après Nous, le Déluge
The MisreadBible: Genesis
3:39
12
What a Day for a Picnic
The MisreadBible: Genesis
7:55
13
The Drying after the Dying
The MisreadBible: Genesis
3:28
14
God Invents the Rainbow
The MisreadBible: Genesis
1:57
15
Noah’s Drunken Shenanigans
The MisreadBible: Genesis
1:55
16
Table of Nicknames
The MisreadBible: Genesis
2:39
17
The Tower of Babbling
The MisreadBible: Genesis
2:00
18
The Semites
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1:01
19
Abram Leaves Home Twice
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2:48
20
Sarai’s Too Sexy for the Egyptians
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1:47
21
Family Feud
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1:48
22
Abram Joins the Rebel Alliance
The MisreadBible: Genesis
4:38
23
The Covenant of Concussion
The MisreadBible: Genesis
3:05
24
How to Rape Your Slave
The MisreadBible: Genesis
2:13
25
A Snip Too Far
The MisreadBible: Genesis
5:13
26
Abraham Haggles with God
The MisreadBible: Genesis
4:56
27
Sodomy and Gomorrah
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4:45
28
Eww!
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2:12
29
Abimelech’s Rude Awakening
The MisreadBible: Genesis
3:26
30
Twang!
The MisreadBible: Genesis
3:34
31
How the Fuck Do You Steal a Well?
The MisreadBible: Genesis
1:46
32
Child Sacrifice: It’s Okay When God Tells You to Do It
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3:39
33
How to Bury Your Wife (legally)
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3:00
34
Buying a Bride with Relative Ease
The MisreadBible: Genesis
7:05
35
Abraham the Stiff
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1:35
36
The Birds and the Bees
The MisreadBible: Genesis
3:11
37
All’s Well That Ends Well
The MisreadBible: Genesis
5:27
38
The Foul Stench of Betrayal
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7:50
39
Keeping It in the Family
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1:48
40
Wow, What a Weird Dream
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2:50
41
Seven Years for One Cousin
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4:28
42
Jacob is One Randy Bastard
The MisreadBible: Genesis
3:48
43
Sheep Breeding for Dummies
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4:16
44
What a Pile of Stones!
The MisreadBible: Genesis
4:45
45
God is Kinda Rapey
The MisreadBible: Genesis
4:05
46
An Esau for Sore Eyes
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2:49
47
The Defiling of Dinah
The MisreadBible: Genesis
4:33
48
Better the Bethel You Know
The MisreadBible: Genesis
4:32
49
Whatever Became of Esau?
The MisreadBible: Genesis
5:13
50
Joseph and His Technicolour Screw Over
The MisreadBible: Genesis
4:59
51
Judah and Tamar: or Two Deaths and a Prostitute
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4:35
52
Joseph and the Sex Pest
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2:57
53
Joseph: Prison Dream-Diviner!
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3:03
54
Joseph Gives Pharaoh a Reading
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7:04
55
Live and Not Die
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5:17
56
Reunited, and It Feels So… Weird
The MisreadBible: Genesis
4:01
57
Joseph Makes Mugs of His Brothers
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6:37
58
The Enter-dus
The MisreadBible: Genesis
6:35
59
Live and Not Die 2: Not Die Harder
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3:44
60
A Backward Blessing
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3:04
61
Jacob’s Libellous Poem
The MisreadBible: Genesis
3:58
62
He Dies at the End
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3:54