The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse

'Once upon a time,' said the big fat farmer...

Presently he awoke from unconsciousness...

Anthrax jogged merrily along

'Good evening to you, chef,' hailed Jack

Jack awoke with a start...

The exterior of Tinto's bar was colourful...

Tinto's voice became slower and slower...

'So,' said Jack, 'tell me about the case...'

Jack awoke to find himself in strange surroundings

Now, there is a knack to driving a car

The car was an Anders Faircloud...

Humpty Dumpty

Nursery Towers was big

Would you mind opening the doors...'

'Clever,' said Eddie...

'Do you have a name?' asked Bellis, glaring upward daggers

'There you go,' said Eddie Bear

A sudden high pitched shriek...

Wibbly inhabited a basement flat...

For those who are unacquainted with the career of...

The Grand Salon of Oh Boy! was a monument to...

'Terrible business,' said Eddie...

The chocolate factory had big gates at the front...

The sun was drifting down towards the horizon...

The exterior of the bawdy house was nothing to speak of

Jack sat awkwardly, nursing himself

'Eddie?' Jack went all weak at the knees

Jack drove once more through the streets of Toy City

It is a fact, well known to those who know it well...

Eddie was a most unhappy bear

The police van sped onwards through the night-time streets...

'Kidnapped.' Jack sat shivering in the coldness and dampness...

After a great deal of passageway perambulation...

The workroom was exactly as Jack might have expected...

Jack woke to find he had been thoughtfully covered...

Jack drove the car and Eddie sat trying to fold his arms...

There was a really nice police car parked near by, as it happened

Time passes slowly in a police interview room...

Evening was coming by the time Jack and Eddie...

In the morning the big smiley sun arose...

It is a fact well known to those who know it well...

The controller shouted instructions...

A single Spotlight illuminsted Miss Muffett

'Three, two, one,' bawled the controller, variously

'Little Tommy,' husked the Missy...

It is another fact well known to those who know it well...

Jack carried Eddie back to Bill Winkie's office

A thorough search of Bill Winkie's office...

The cab was a fine looking automobile

Eddie and Jack ran up the sweeping drive...

'So where does Miss muffett live?' Jack asked...

'Listen Eddie,' said Tinto...

The two trudged up the toymaker's gravel drive...

Jack and Eddie stood once more upon the gravel drive

Jack lifted Eddie, who clambered onto jack's head...

Had Eddie's eyes been able to widen...

With a struggling lad beneath one big leg...

The moon was ducking down now...

'Women,' said Jack

Eddie and Jack stood back...

Presently they found themselves in a dead-end situation

At length they were no longer in the factory

'And what about your brother?' said Eddie

Eddie looked up at the young man...

Curiously, the rich and famous folk did not seem...

Jack stared

If Eddie had been able to make fists...

Jack was suddenly covered in blood

It was two whole days before Jack got around to...

BONUS TRACK: Mark Stay interviews Robert Rankin