Album · 2018
The First 100 Songs
Tracklist
1
You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
The First 100 Songs
2
PTSD Is Gay
The First 100 Songs
3
Some Mexicans Aren’t Rapists
The First 100 Songs
4
I Like the Soldiers Who DON’T Get Captured
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5
My Daughter Is a Piece of Ass
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6
Poor People Are Too Stupid to Get a Loan From Their Parents
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7
There’s My African American!
The First 100 Songs
8
Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever
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9
Mexican Judges Don’t Count
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10
Journalism Is Gay
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11
I’d Date My Daughter
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12
Grab Em by the Pussy
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13
Take His Coat
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14
Breast Feeding Is Gay
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15
Ted Nugent Is Cool
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16
Dave Mustaine Is Cool
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17
Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowl
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18
Poll Watcher
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19
Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
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20
Changing Diapers Is Gay
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21
Build That Wall
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22
Alex Jones Is Smart
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23
I’m in Astonishingly Excellent Health
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24
Stay in Your Pens
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25
911 Was Inconvenient for Me, Personally
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26
Make America Great Again
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27
Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
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28
Harriet Tubman Is, Like, a 3
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29
I Demand an Apology!
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30
That Makes Me Smart!
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31
Mammograms Are Gay
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32
Nasty Woman
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33
Before I Proceed, I’d Like to Hear the Other Side of the Argument Against Cervical Cancer
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34
Flip Your Panties
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35
The Fat Picture
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36
If I Don’t Respect Women, Then How Come I Own a Beauty Pageant?
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37
Some of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet to Sexualize
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38
The Trump Rule
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39
Working Wives
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40
Whom I’d Sleep With 2000 (In Order)
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41
Take the Hebe Outta Holocaust
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42
The Old State Department Library
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43
Christian Discount
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44
Race Detector
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45
Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips
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46
Let’s See Some I.D.
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47
If It’s Alright With Putin
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48
The ACLU Is Gay!
The First 100 Songs
49
Nuclear Football Photo-Op
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50
Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat?
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51
Sick People Are Gay
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52
For All My Friends!!!
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53
Asking for It?
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54
Victory Lap
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55
Old People Are Gay
The First 100 Songs
56
The Jobs You’ll Get
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57
It’s My Hat Now!
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58
Can You Believe It?
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59
Riot Receipt
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60
Kill the Poor, Then Fuck the Poor, Then Bill Their Families
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61
Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!
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62
Baby, It’s Cold Outside
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63
Jingle Pence
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64
It’s Always a White Christmas for Jeff Sessions
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65
The Bible Is My Favorite Book
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66
Santa Is Real, but Climate Change Is a Hoax
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67
Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?
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68
Where’s My Parade?
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69
Tic Tacs and Mistletoe
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70
Carol of the Pence
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71
My Cabinet Is Nuanced as Shit
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72
Normalize It!
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73
I Only Like the Prequels
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74
Where’s My Apology?
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75
What’s a Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners?
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76
I Alone Can Fix It
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77
The “Southern White House” IS Totally a Thing!
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78
Can’t Get to Heaven Fast Enough
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79
Melanie (A Love Song)
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80
Droppin’ Bombs While Droppin’ Bombs While Droppin’ Bombs
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81
Faith Initiative
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82
Biblically Qualified
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83
A Soft Sensuality
The First 100 Songs
84
Potty Law!
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85
A Widow’s Applause (Delicious)
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86
Checks/Balances/Gay
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87
It’s Just Business
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88
Can a Brother Get an RT?
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89
The Hand Shake
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90
See Sex Tape
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91
Autocorrect Is Gay
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92
Unpresidented
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93
Renewable Resources Are Gay
The First 100 Songs
94
“Experts”
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95
Computers Are Stupid
The First 100 Songs
96
Rational Discourse Is Gay
The First 100 Songs
97
Last Night in Sweden
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98
Human Checkers
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99
The President of Australia Is Gay
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100
I’m Like a Smart Person
The First 100 Songs
In print
First pressed 2018 — 4 pressings.
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