Album · 2001
The Early Four Track Recordings
Tracklist
1
Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath
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3:23
2
Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath
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1:42
3
Dustin Hoffman Thinks about Eating the Soap
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3:31
4
Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap
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2:09
5
Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub
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3:18
6
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
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2:39
7
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious about the Absent Tub
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0:59
8
Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub
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2:24
9
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particules on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue
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2:20
10
Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet
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1:13
11
Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub
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2:49
12
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan
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1:28
13
Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
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5:09
14
Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
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2:25
15
Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom
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2:47
16
Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom
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3:51
In print
First pressed 2001, still pressed 2023 — 6 pressings.