Album · 2015
The Complete Collection
Tracklist
Disc 1
1
Fevered Egos
The Complete Collection
4:05
2
Easter
The Complete Collection
1:18
3
Gideons
The Complete Collection
1:05
4
People Suck
The Complete Collection
0:21
5
Pro Life
The Complete Collection
4:13
6
People Who Hate People
The Complete Collection
0:32
7
Non-Smokers
The Complete Collection
2:38
8
Gifts of Forgiveness
The Complete Collection
5:09
9
Purple Vein Dick Joke
The Complete Collection
0:29
10
Confession Time (Cops)
The Complete Collection
4:26
11
Wax Dart
The Complete Collection
0:30
12
I'm Talking to the Women Here
The Complete Collection
1:10
13
You're Wrong Night
The Complete Collection
5:36
14
A New Flag (Patriotism)
The Complete Collection
1:12
15
Gays in the Military
The Complete Collection
2:24
16
I.R.S. Bust
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1:09
17
Politics in America
The Complete Collection
0:39
18
Quiet Loner
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0:57
19
Artistic Roll Call
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4:33
20
Orange Drink
The Complete Collection
1:08
21
Save Willie
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1:31
22
Deficit (Jesse Helms)
The Complete Collection
2:47
23
Rush Limbaugh
The Complete Collection
2:21
24
Time to Evolve
The Complete Collection
3:16
25
Waco (Koresh)
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5:35
26
The Pope
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1:02
27
Christianity
The Complete Collection
0:27
28
Seven Seals
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0:28
29
One of the Boys (Clinton)
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1:03
30
Car Bomb Derby
The Complete Collection
0:25
31
The Elite
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1:06
32
Love List (No Future)
The Complete Collection
2:55
33
Back to the Garden
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1:19
34
Your Children Aren't Special
The Complete Collection
3:13
35
Wizards Have Landed
The Complete Collection
1:43
36
Lift Me Lord
The Complete Collection
0:52
Disc 2
1
Goodbye You Lizard Scum
The Complete Collection
3:52
2
Step on the Gas (L.A. Riots)
The Complete Collection
4:50
3
Hooligans
The Complete Collection
4:20
4
Officer Nigger Hater
The Complete Collection
5:27
5
As Long as We're Talking Shelf Life (Kennedy)
The Complete Collection
5:00
6
The Elephant Is Dead (Bush)
The Complete Collection
1:57
7
Me & Saddam
The Complete Collection
3:11
8
Bullies of the World
The Complete Collection
1:22
9
Shane's Song
The Complete Collection
2:02
10
Dinosaurs in the Bible
The Complete Collection
5:45
11
Living God
The Complete Collection
1:05
12
Marketing & Advertising
The Complete Collection
4:38
13
Don't Talk for Me
The Complete Collection
1:40
14
Clam Lappers & Sonic the Hedgehog™
The Complete Collection
3:01
15
She's Got a Broken Heart
The Complete Collection
1:08
16
Pussywhipped Satan
The Complete Collection
4:40
17
L.A. Falls
The Complete Collection
3:54
18
Elvis
The Complete Collection
8:04
Disc 3
1
Modern Bummer
The Complete Collection
6:34
2
Smoking
The Complete Collection
5:30
3
The War on Drugs
The Complete Collection
9:14
4
I Love My Job
The Complete Collection
1:33
5
Please Do Not Disturb
The Complete Collection
7:02
6
Flying Saucer Tour
The Complete Collection
3:21
7
We Live in a World...
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10:51
8
Burning Issues
The Complete Collection
4:00
9
My Parents
The Complete Collection
5:26
10
The Vision
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0:58
Disc 4
1
Greetings
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1:20
2
Sex on Trial
The Complete Collection
3:07
3
The News
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1:19
4
The War
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12:09
5
Odd Beliefs
The Complete Collection
0:49
6
A Killer Idea
The Complete Collection
3:01
7
Smoking
The Complete Collection
7:10
8
Great Times on Drugs
The Complete Collection
11:23
9
Drugs Have Done Good Things
The Complete Collection
1:19
10
Rockers Against Drugs Suck
The Complete Collection
2:10
11
Beelzebozo
The Complete Collection
1:07
12
Summer Trip
The Complete Collection
1:26
13
What Is Pornography?
The Complete Collection
3:36
14
The Sanctity of Life
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2:50
15
Chicks Dig Jerks
The Complete Collection
4:46
Disc 5
1
Intro
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0:55
2
Ding Dong
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10:21
3
Puppet People
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13:13
4
Kennedy & the Warren Commission
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3:10
5
Smoking
The Complete Collection
3:44
6
Polls
The Complete Collection
3:59
7
Dick Jokes
The Complete Collection
7:11
8
News / Movies / Religion
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13:57
Disc 6
1
Religion / Drugs
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23:51
2
Film
The Complete Collection
3:03
3
Kids
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5:00
4
Fries
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2:54
5
Backed Up
The Complete Collection
12:20
6
Sleep & the Message
The Complete Collection
10:51
7
Ladies and Gentlemen... Bill Hicks
The Complete Collection
3:48
8
Cats or Dogs
The Complete Collection
3:21
9
Punks (Where's the Bone?)
The Complete Collection
1:15
10
Mick and Keef
The Complete Collection
2:58
11
Deep Thoughts
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3:51
Disc 7
1
Intro / Smokers vs. Drinkers
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1:33
2
Drunk Driving
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6:53
3
New York Apartment
The Complete Collection
1:53
4
My One Man Show
The Complete Collection
1:32
5
Pot Smoking
The Complete Collection
1:11
6
Drugs Are Bad
The Complete Collection
3:14
7
Children on Airplanes
The Complete Collection
3:52
8
50 Year Smoker
The Complete Collection
1:37
9
Smoking in Heaven
The Complete Collection
3:57
10
Australia
The Complete Collection
2:18
11
Satiating the American Comedy Audience
The Complete Collection
0:44
12
Dance Club
The Complete Collection
1:44
13
Speaking of Homosexuality
The Complete Collection
2:32
14
Poe-Naw-Grah-Fee
The Complete Collection
1:46
15
A Question for the Ladies
The Complete Collection
4:33
16
My Favorite New Kid
The Complete Collection
1:07
17
You Can't Get Bitter
The Complete Collection
2:53
18
Closing Bit
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0:27
Disc 8
1
Intro
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0:26
2
Summertime
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2:49
3
The F Word
The Complete Collection
0:42
4
Smoking
The Complete Collection
2:01
5
Yul Brynner
The Complete Collection
1:25
6
Trying to Quit
The Complete Collection
4:56
7
The News
The Complete Collection
1:00
8
The War
The Complete Collection
3:45
9
Worst Audience Ever
The Complete Collection
1:03
10
More War
The Complete Collection
2:14
11
Are You Guys Drug Dealers?
The Complete Collection
1:50
12
Praying for Nuclear Holocaust
The Complete Collection
1:10
13
Girl of Your Dreams
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2:16
14
Young Lady
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1:26
15
Vs. the Audience 1
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0:51
16
What's Wrong?
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1:53
17
Vs. the Audience 2
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4:40
18
School Days
The Complete Collection
3:18
19
Vs. the Audience 3
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1:16
20
Working
The Complete Collection
1:15
21
Great Times on Drugs
The Complete Collection
7:11
22
Mandatory Marijuana
The Complete Collection
4:49
23
Penthouse Letters
The Complete Collection
2:48
24
Talking Car
The Complete Collection
3:38
25
Summer Trip
The Complete Collection
2:20
26
Drugs Have Done Good Things
The Complete Collection
3:10
27
Menu?
The Complete Collection
1:28
28
Beelzebozo
The Complete Collection
1:36
29
Cause of Sexual Thought
The Complete Collection
4:08
30
Mechanics of Pornography
The Complete Collection
3:09
31
Goodnight
The Complete Collection
0:44
Disc 9
1
California Drought
The Complete Collection
2:20
2
War, Famine, Death, AIDS
The Complete Collection
1:43
3
George Bush Is a Demon
The Complete Collection
4:26
4
I'm the Sixth Largest Army
The Complete Collection
3:32
5
We Call Them Boogers
The Complete Collection
4:04
6
I'm Yul Brynner and I'm Dead Now
The Complete Collection
6:00
7
Auditions for Your Freedom
The Complete Collection
10:09
8
Where's My Commercial?
The Complete Collection
3:45
9
Pot Is a Better Drug Than Alcohol
The Complete Collection
5:22
10
I'm Bill and I'm a Pussyholic
The Complete Collection
3:12
11
Musicians Today Suck
The Complete Collection
2:57
12
Thong Bathing Suits
The Complete Collection
4:26
13
Sexual Thoughts
The Complete Collection
4:41
14
You Need Fresh Towel?
The Complete Collection
7:12
15
The Guys Have Their Fingers Crossed
The Complete Collection
4:43
Disc 10
1
William Melvin Hicks
The Complete Collection
5:31
2
You Look Like a Pretzel, Dad
The Complete Collection
2:40
3
My Mom Has Weird Logic
The Complete Collection
4:12
4
Christmas Gifts
The Complete Collection
1:30
5
I Drive a Chevette
The Complete Collection
4:17
6
Women Are Weird
The Complete Collection
6:40
7
I Live in Houston
The Complete Collection
4:32
8
Working at a Ladies' Shoe Store
The Complete Collection
4:46
9
Jews Are Badass
The Complete Collection
1:47
10
Studying Philosophy
The Complete Collection
2:47
11
Southern Christians
The Complete Collection
3:24
12
My Mom's Favorite Bit
The Complete Collection
2:21
13
The Door Is Locked!
The Complete Collection
3:55
14
Possum Queen
The Complete Collection
2:41
15
Sexpert
The Complete Collection
1:50
16
Henry Lee Lucas
The Complete Collection
3:54
17
Men Hate Cats
The Complete Collection
2:37
18
The Smoking Section
The Complete Collection
3:18
19
I'm a Nice Psycho
The Complete Collection
3:56
20
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
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6:18
21
A Mouse Stole My Coke
The Complete Collection
4:09
Disc 11
1
L.A. Burns to the Ground
The Complete Collection
1:43
2
Magic Baton Theory
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3:09
3
Jackie's Pink Dress
The Complete Collection
2:00
4
The Future Enemy
The Complete Collection
4:37
5
Sharon Stone's Pussy
The Complete Collection
5:52
6
U.S. vs. U.K.
The Complete Collection
6:58
7
Let's Get to the Dick Jokes
The Complete Collection
6:33
8
Fundamentalist Christians
The Complete Collection
7:38
9
A Dead Guy Covered in Urine
The Complete Collection
8:41
10
Stop Your Internal Dialog
The Complete Collection
5:59
11
The Door Is a Jar
The Complete Collection
4:43
12
Positive Drug Stories
The Complete Collection
4:12
13
Rock Against Drugs
The Complete Collection
2:24
14
Nothing but Air
The Complete Collection
3:55
15
Bill, You Are Goat Boy
The Complete Collection
5:37
Disc 12
1
The Rodney King Tape
The Complete Collection
5:20
2
Kennedy Assassination Theories
The Complete Collection
4:00
3
Head and Chips
The Complete Collection
5:56
4
Bill Hicks Polled Me
The Complete Collection
5:59
5
Jaded Goat Boy
The Complete Collection
2:23
6
Christ's Bogus Adventure
The Complete Collection
6:42
7
I'm Bill Hicks
The Complete Collection
8:02
8
Marijuana Should Be Mandatory
The Complete Collection
9:31
9
Cavemen on Mushrooms
The Complete Collection
4:42
10
The Beatles Were So High
The Complete Collection
1:15
11
I Have Sucked Satan's Pecker
The Complete Collection
2:36
12
The War Against Drugs
The Complete Collection
6:40
13
That's America
The Complete Collection
6:11
14
Goat Children
The Complete Collection
4:09