Sloth / Rwake

Death Metal Bands Shouldn’t Say “Thank You”, Because It’s Not Very “Death Metal”

Same Thing With Black Metal

Why Do You Treat Us Like Animals, Save a Lot

Kurt Cobain Shot Himself Because He Discovered His Wife Is a Jew

There Should Be Birth Control in Government Cheese

Bungee Jumping Mishaps Are Funny. Tom Arnold Is Not, “He’s Just a Jew”

A Swarm of Killer Bees Attack a Bunch of Zombies

Tribal Confusion Caused by Zombie Plague

Topless African Women Bring to Naught the Zombie Plague

The Part Before the Next Two Parts, “I Got Tired of Making Up Titles”

I Enjoy Me Some Retards Parades “Especially When They Turn Violent”

1 Belgian Beer Glass, 1 Polish Beer Glass, and 1 Jagermeister Shot Glass

Hell Is a Door to the Sun