Shamisen X Metal

Showed Up to the Wrong Venue but Still Slayed

Guitar Amp Missing so Plugged Into the Void

Amp Volume Says 10 but I'm at 11

Drum Solo Drove Neighbor's Dog Crazy

Too Close to Mic So Feedback Frenzy Ensued

Lost the Tuner and Don't Have Perfect Pitch

Showed Up Late So Played Twice as Fast

Setlist from Last Tour... Whoops

Released Wrong Track but Still a Banger

Forgot the Capo Because this is Metal

Mic Stand Broken So Held It by Hand

Bass Line So Heavy the Whole Block Felt It

Strings Snapped, Played Air Guitar

Headphones Unplugged but Kept Recording

Forgot the Riffs so Made Up New Ones

Too Much Distortion, Created New Genre

Amp Overheated but Smoke Added to Light Show

Stage Too Small So Rocked General Admission Area Instead

Merch Box Empty, Gave High Fives Instead

No Soundcheck but Show Still Slapped

Tour Bus Broke Down So Rode Donkeys to Venue

Album Art Missing So Used a Selfie

Too Close to Speaker... Say What?

Guitar Strap Broke but Caught the Axe Mid-Air

Afterparty Canceled So Made a New One in the Parking Lot