Santa's Got Our Back

Bleeding Ass

Life Must Be Hard When You've Only Got One Thumb, Jamey Jasta I'm Looking at You

Moose Knuckle Hop (Mickie Knuckles Broke Her Fat Femur Ha Ha Ha)

Forever; Yet Another Crappy Attempt at a Cover Song

Injecting Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Semen Into My Eye

I Dare You to Listen to This Whole Track

Bitches Brew (Ster)

Feeding Andrew Zimmern Anthony Bourdain's Still Beating Heart

It Doesn't Matter That Andre the Giant Has a Posse Because He's Fucking Dead

If Only Jerry Only's Prostate Could Sing

Dave "The Animal" Batista Raped and Killed a Girl in 1990 (Out of Love)

Vince McMahon Is a Modern Day Hitler

Q: Why Was Chris Benoit Arrested for Loitering? A: Because He Was Hanging Around His House

The New 5 Moves of Doom Are: Suplex, Camel Clutch, Break Back, Fuck Ass, Make Humble

Suffering From Kuro: Look It Up You Fucking Nerdy Piece of Shit

To Shit Eating, I Am Sworn

9/11 Was Really Really Really Really Really Funny

Intro: We Don't Play Music

How the Hell Do We Keep Getting Shows? What Asshole Would Book Us?

Westchesters Premiere Slayer/Pantera Tribute Band

We're More Than Music, We're Avant Garde

Actually He Doesn't Do a Damn Thing, Cock

We Kinda Sold Out, Kinda Because We Didn't Make Any Money, Thanks Popeye's

So Much Room for Activities!

We Really Don't Have Much to Do With GG Allin or GWAR

Ice Cream > Pie

Brandon Dileo's Black Wifebeater Wholesale Superstore

I'm Gonna Dust Some Cocks Off

I Wish My Dad Is as Suportive as Hulk Hogan

Okay This Is the Last Song, You Can Put My Bitter End Back On