Album · 2017
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
Tracklist
1
Samples, Loops and Parachutes, are all Great Ways to Have Your Hoots
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
3:23
2
Unless They Get in Your Way Outside, and You Get Shocked by Rain and Literally Died.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
0:34
3
That Wouldn't be Funny, Not One Tiny Bit, Unless It's a Joke, Someone Pulling Your Tit.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
1:33
4
Bibi Goes to Cottage, Find Bijou Cartes from Chicken. Depressed Now Seeking Dilly Boy, That He Will Funt and Be Rippin.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
0:33
5
And As Everyone Knows, That Polari Speaking Fraud. That Man Will One Day Be Found, and Get His Dick Chopped of With a Hack Saw.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
0:57
6
Thankfully That Day is Not Now, For Your Listening to This Jass. Yeah I Spelt It That Way Intentionally, Now Stealing a Joke "Wanna Go Mouth to Bass"
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
1:03
7
The Sense of Self Awareness is Getting Old, it Doesn't Show Intelligence. It Makes You Look Like a Fucking Fool, So Go Have a Golden Shower Rinse.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
1:55
8
Gobble it Down With Your Booze, On This the 17th. Cuz If They Found Out Your Irish Secret, You'd Be Hiding Under the Shamrock Reeth.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
0:57
9
For the Love of a Valentine is True, As My Heart is Really the Colour Blue. But Why Fall in Love Ever, When it's Much More Fun to Be Cynical Forever.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
1:20
10
And Besides the Pain Involved in Love, Is Far Not Worth the Outcome. Especially When You Love Someone, and You Find Out Their Love Was a Lie
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
0:50
11
The Labor it Takes to Move on from Such a Blow, Hurts You and Devastates You to Your Inner Soul
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
0:46
12
But Eventually You'll Move Forward, Eventually You'll Forget. Then Sluts Will Be Your Future, Man Life Will Be Set.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
1:14
13
What's With the Repetitive Titles, and Re Occurring Themes. Is This Guys Some How Alluding, to the Fact He Has No Self Esteem
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
0:59
14
You Gotta Be Kidding, How Silly and Untrue. Stop Creating Conspiracy Theories, Find a Hobby or Something to Do.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
2:36
15
Trying to Find Something New, Is Something You Shouldn't Actually Do. Because Acting Is a Dumb Career, and It'll Make You Out to Be a Queer
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
2:08
16
Oscar Night is Such a Sham, Unless You Lick Old Man Dish Than Damn. They Are So Old and Biased Fucks, No Wonder No One Really Ever With Talent Ever Has Any Luck.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
1:14
17
The Only Chance You Have at That, Is Making a Call to Earn Your Thinning. Be Dine Bo Vinning, Se Chime Go Limming.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
2:13
18
Barking Barking Barking Barking, Never Reigniting Any Type of Sparking.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
0:56
19
But the Irony of it all Lies with the Humor in the Night. Then You Go off with Your Girlfriend, and You Both Have a Fight.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
0:55
20
The Way to the Heart, of That Special Lady. Leaves Much for the Man, to Do That is Rather Shady.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
1:20
21
But to Try Again is Not Worth the Strife, and You'll Forever Ruin Your Love Life. Let Go of Her, and Forget the Past. Hooking Up is Far More of a Blast
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
1:07
22
Though in All Honesty, Love Can Only Fill That Void. It's Something You Need to Admit, No Matter How Much You've Become Annoyed
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
1:55
23
To Close the Show, We Shall Always Know, Will be the Best of All.
Samples, Loops and Parachutes
2:01