Regret Instruction Manual 1: Questions and Answers for the Insecure Youth

Intro (Everyone's Favorite Joke Becomes a Joke to Himself)

We'll See What's So Funny When I'm Fucking Dead

Tracking a Relationship Through Bank Statements

And Into the Arms of Some Poor Indie Rocker the Path Led

Wow, a New Release by My Favorite Idm Producer, Has It Been Two Weeks?

Four Thousand and One Desperate Attempts to Keep a Relationship Interesting

Community College as a Means to Commit Suicide

He Didn't Know About Wind Velocity, but the Spoiler Represented Everything He Was About

Someone to Lay in Bed With and Watch Shitty Beta Movies

Afraid of Everything and So On (Including the Future and Knowledge of Self)

I'm Sorry I Couldn't Be the Person You Needed, I Mean It

I'll Leave You Right Now and Not Think About It Twice, for a Few Days

And Then, Every Emo Band in the World Sank Into the Ocean, but Nobody Really Noticed

A Blank Computer Screen and a Room Devoid of Creative Thought

There Are Still Some Fun Times to Be Had Between Us, Aren't There?

I'm Gonna Fade This Track Out Just Like You Did Our Relationship

Tonight, Every Car Is Your Car

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If I'm Not Sincere Enough, Please Let Me Know, and I Will Squint More

Outro (Failed Indie Rocker Gives Computers a Whirl)