Album · 2012
Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs
Tracklist
1
How to Become a Virgin
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0:49
2
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
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0:59
3
Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
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0:52
4
Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
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0:36
5
The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
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0:50
6
Perils of Believing in Round Squares
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0:58
7
Flash’s Theme
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0:57
8
Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
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0:50
9
Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
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0:39
10
Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
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0:43
11
Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
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0:44
12
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
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1:06
13
Flight of the Wounded Locust
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2:38
14
Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
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0:42
15
Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
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0:35
16
This Is Radio Surgery
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0:41
17
Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
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0:46
18
Sever the Toes
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0:54
19
Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle
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1:00
20
Moth-Eaten Deer Head
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1:13
21
Brand New Set of Teeth
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0:38
22
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
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0:42
23
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
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0:47
24
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
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0:30
25
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
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0:33
26
Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
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0:46
27
Straight From the Horse’s Mouth
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1:12
28
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
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0:40
29
Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
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1:06
30
Backbones of Jack Asses
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1:25
31
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
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0:38
32
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
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0:43
33
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
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0:59
34
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever)
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0:50
35
Kill Roger Hedgecock
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0:48
36
Hairspray Suppository
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0:50
37
Cattle Mutilation
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0:28
38
Prepare to Qualify
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0:34
39
Pain Reliever
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0:30
40
Off by a Long Shot
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0:43
41
Head Hits Concrete
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0:30
42
Ass Gravity
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0:49
43
Keep Off the Tracks
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0:37
44
#99
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1:20
In print
First pressed 2012, still pressed 2025 — 5 pressings across 2 countries.
Credits
Sonny Kay
Design
Bobby Bray
Instrument · guitar, vocals
Dave Astor
Instrument · drums
Gabe Serbian
Instrument · drums
Jimmy LaValle
Instrument · synthesizer, vocals
Joseph Karam
Instrument · synthesizer, vocals
Justin Pearson
Instrument · bass, vocals
Dave Collins
Mastering
Brent Asbury
Mix
Dan Maier
Mix
Jeff Forrest
Recording