Album · 2026
Metal Shamisen Rocks
Released
2026
Tracks
25
Runtime
42 min
Tracklist
1
Bro Said Trust Me, So We Did, Now Source of Trust Is Bro
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:14
2
Bouncer NPC Kept on Saying 'Unsaved Progress Will Be Lost' to Everyone Before They Exited the Venue
Metal Shamisen Rocks
3:00
3
QWERTY Doesn’t Exist on This Keyboard, Only Symbols That Represent Final Boss Icons, Guess No Reports Are Getting Written Tonight
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:20
4
Venue Was Insane and Had Amazing Lighting, Sound System, Stage, Plus Comfort Cats
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:02
5
The Mouse Was So Heavy That It Made Simple Point and Click Games Impossible to Make Actions
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:04
6
Deep in the Green Room Fridge, The Map Updated Itself Once We Were in the Boiler Room, Removing the Hallway We Came From
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:39
7
Topdecked the Perfect Response in a Music Marketing Meeting Three Minutes Too Late to Be Strategically Useful
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:16
8
Shamisen Rock Slaps and So Does Shamisen Metal
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:28
9
Keyboardist Tried to Sprint Across the Street to Get a Burger but Quickly Hit Stamina Depletion, Bro Was Famished
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:44
10
Dodge Rolled Out of the Way of Setting the Next Band Meeting, It’s the Drummer’s Turn Anyway
Metal Shamisen Rocks
2:13
11
NPC Sound Guy Explained Gain Structure Like It Was Lore Content
Metal Shamisen Rocks
2:35
12
Opening Band Increased Their Interaction Dialogue Speed and Somehow Skipped Only the Important Information About the Show
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:59
13
Bassist’s Cable Got Unplugged but Was Clearly Within Reach, Until Collision Detection Said Otherwise
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:40
14
Why Did the Bartender Repeat the Same Line Like I Hadn’t Already Selected That Dialogue Option
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:58
15
Someone Offered to Buy One of Our Shamisens Using Currency That Was Found in the Edo Period, So That Was a No Brainer
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:24
16
Opening Act Tried to Minmax Their Stage Presence and Accidentally Placed 0 Points in Their Confidence, It Was Tough to Watch
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:41
17
TCG Brain Engaged Again Mid Conversation So Started Calculating Risk Versus Reward on Eye Contact
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:31
18
Everyone Froze at the Venue, Then the Keyboardist Yelled to 'Press Start' to Advance the Scene We Were All Stuck In
Metal Shamisen Rocks
2:19
19
Second Band’s Guitarist Attempted to Skip Venue NPC Dialogue and Ended Up Accepting a Lifetime of Side Quests
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:10
20
Side Quest of Load In Is Now Complete, Time to Grab Some Buffs at the Vendor Booths
Metal Shamisen Rocks
2:56
21
The NPC at the Box Office Gave Me Three Dialogue Choices and None of Them Included 'Just Buying a Ticket'
Metal Shamisen Rocks
2:19
22
We Accidentally Treated the Setlist Like a Deck List and Now Everything Flows Even Better
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:34
23
Executed a Perfectly Timed Dodge Roll to Avoid an Awkward Handshake, Although Dodge Rolling in an Office Can Be Weird Too
Metal Shamisen Rocks
0:49
24
Bartender’s Dialogue Tree Would Loop Back to 'What'll It Be' No Matter What Was Selected
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:05
25
Guitarist Attempted a Frame Perfect Exit From an Awkward Conversation and Somehow Managed to Run Into a Table’s Hit Box
Metal Shamisen Rocks
1:01