Merry Christmas, Asshole!

All I Want For Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth

Rudolph The Red - Nosed Bluuh!

It's Not The Thought That Counts... It's The Alcohol

Christmas Time Means Giving... To Me!

Jingle Stabs

I Drink Charlie's Angel's Pee

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

Oh Come All Ye Fuckhead

Do You Punch What I Punch?

Tricked Out Stocking

'Tis The Season To Be Dead (Your Butthole Is A Xmas Vagina)

The Story Of Jesus And Santa Claus

I'm Gonna Put Mistletoe Up My Butthole

Christmas Carol Punch - Out

Santa Claus Ate Me Out

Jingle Shells (The Four Horsemen Came To Xmas)

Rudolph's Vodka Plant

Drug Mart Christmas

The Little Dumbass Boy (The Grinch Who Stole Wacky Weed)

Robin Williams Was A Coke Whore

Santa Entering From The Rear