Luxury Dreams Escape the Ordinary

Connect Your Dialysis Machine to a Trampoline

A Grandfather Clock Produces Baby Black Holes

The Sun Clocked Out Mid-Shift and Left Its Shadow on Loop

Funeral Hijacked by a Sentient Being and Exploded Into 47 Raccoons

The Silence Grew Teeth, Bit the Echo, and Now Both Are in Therapy

House Grew a Second Throat Last Night, I Opened the Door and My Funeral Was Already Inside

Trade Your Heartbeat for a NFT of Expired Milk That Screams in Latin

Watch a Star Eat Itself and Then Vomit Dark Matter

The Moon Is Just a Giant Vape Cloud Exhaled by a Sleeping God

The Universe Rebooted and Came Back as a Sentient Potato Wearing Eyeliner

Volcanoes Started Podcasting Exclusively on the Dark Web

Fossil-Light Karaoke Sung by Dinasours Inside a Deactivated Reactor

Sold My Last Breath on Ebay, Buyer Left Feedback “Too Crunchy”

Watched Time Get Arrested for Indecent Exposure to Clocks

Obsidian Comma Between Two Nonexistent Epochs