Album · 2020
Is This Anything?
Tracklist
Disc 1
1
Intro
Is This Anything?
0:20
2
Preface
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11:38
3
The Left Bit
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0:22
4
Bumper Cars
Is This Anything?
0:47
5
Cotton Balls
Is This Anything?
1:54
6
Dogs in Cars
Is This Anything?
1:30
7
Life Cereal
Is This Anything?
0:42
8
Parakeet Mirror
Is This Anything?
0:57
9
Roosevelt Island Tramway
Is This Anything?
0:19
10
Superman TV Show
Is This Anything?
1:36
11
Dogs Vote
Is This Anything?
0:35
12
Disneyland
Is This Anything?
0:29
13
Dad’s Thermostat
Is This Anything?
0:48
14
Parents Look Like
Is This Anything?
0:29
15
Adult Pockets
Is This Anything?
0:37
16
Pajamas
Is This Anything?
0:25
17
Ruin Appetite
Is This Anything?
0:40
18
The Frigidaire Building
Is This Anything?
0:28
19
First Wallet
Is This Anything?
0:25
20
Jawbreakers
Is This Anything?
0:33
21
Shoe Store Walk
Is This Anything?
0:59
22
Cub Scouts
Is This Anything?
1:08
23
Swiss Army Knife
Is This Anything?
0:31
24
Gym Class
Is This Anything?
1:35
25
75% Body Heat
Is This Anything?
0:17
26
Parent Boss
Is This Anything?
0:29
27
Mom’s Walls
Is This Anything?
1:39
28
Skydive at 19
Is This Anything?
0:32
29
Red Metal Horses
Is This Anything?
0:40
30
Skydiving Helmet
Is This Anything?
0:30
31
Scuba Dying
Is This Anything?
0:47
32
Sister Married
Is This Anything?
0:34
33
Coming Out to My Parents
Is This Anything?
0:36
34
Father Sofa
Is This Anything?
0:52
35
Toilet Roll with a Hat
Is This Anything?
0:35
36
The Parakeet Life
Is This Anything?
0:31
37
Cold Cereal
Is This Anything?
1:12
38
Grape-Nuts
Is This Anything?
0:20
39
Cereal Serving Suggestion
Is This Anything?
0:39
40
Cookie Crisp
Is This Anything?
0:43
41
Void Where Prohibited
Is This Anything?
0:33
42
Proof of Purchase
Is This Anything?
0:34
43
Enough Jokes
Is This Anything?
0:34
44
Parents Comedians?
Is This Anything?
0:25
45
Sock Closet
Is This Anything?
0:17
46
The Sock Escape
Is This Anything?
0:58
47
The Sock Left Behind
Is This Anything?
0:23
48
Smokers Win Arguments
Is This Anything?
0:30
49
Vivian Is Back
Is This Anything?
0:26
50
Notary Public
Is This Anything?
1:10
51
Lobster Tank
Is This Anything?
0:32
52
Piano Store
Is This Anything?
0:24
53
Visual Security
Is This Anything?
1:01
54
Vague
Is This Anything?
0:21
55
Pay Phone Call
Is This Anything?
0:43
56
Left Turn Okay
Is This Anything?
0:29
57
Political Mascots
Is This Anything?
1:20
58
Unemployed
Is This Anything?
0:45
59
The ‘New York Times’
Is This Anything?
0:30
60
Eyewitness News
Is This Anything?
0:19
61
Watching News
Is This Anything?
0:22
62
TV Cooking
Is This Anything?
0:15
63
The Prisoners of Inertia
Is This Anything?
1:37
64
Cops/Posse
Is This Anything?
0:58
65
Professional Football
Is This Anything?
0:29
66
Time Save
Is This Anything?
0:33
67
Oscar Mayer
Is This Anything?
0:56
68
Plants
Is This Anything?
0:23
69
Dead Pillow
Is This Anything?
0:27
70
Telephone Sales
Is This Anything?
0:21
71
Desk Family Pictures
Is This Anything?
0:22
72
Sweepstakes Letter
Is This Anything?
1:10
73
Hallmark Greeting Cards
Is This Anything?
0:20
74
Date Job Interview
Is This Anything?
0:26
75
Movie Theaters
Is This Anything?
0:19
76
Movie Candy
Is This Anything?
0:26
77
Personal Maintenance
Is This Anything?
0:34
78
Deodorant Soap
Is This Anything?
0:25
79
The Last Soap Sliver
Is This Anything?
0:31
80
Men’s Room
Is This Anything?
0:38
81
Facial Quality
Is This Anything?
0:22
82
Cologne Set
Is This Anything?
1:06
83
In Sickness
Is This Anything?
0:27
84
Have Kids
Is This Anything?
0:16
85
A Giant On-Off Switch
Is This Anything?
0:33
86
It’s That Guy
Is This Anything?
0:50
87
Parking Lots
Is This Anything?
0:33
88
The Eighties
Is This Anything?
2:08
89
Friendly Pilot Chit Chat
Is This Anything?
1:23
90
Keys to the Plane
Is This Anything?
0:48
91
Stewardess Emergency Equipment Show
Is This Anything?
1:12
92
Airport Cart People
Is This Anything?
0:33
93
Airplane Bathroom
Is This Anything?
1:09
Disc 2
1
Airport Tuna Sandwich
Is This Anything?
0:41
2
Airport X-Ray
Is This Anything?
1:31
3
Drugs at Customs
Is This Anything?
0:23
4
Plane Crash
Is This Anything?
0:31
5
Distance by Time
Is This Anything?
0:14
6
Hotels
Is This Anything?
0:42
7
Hotel Fire
Is This Anything?
0:43
8
Hawaii License Plate
Is This Anything?
0:13
9
Northeast Guy
Is This Anything?
1:04
10
Cow’s Leather
Is This Anything?
0:27
11
Public Speaking
Is This Anything?
0:22
12
Neil Armstrong’s Toothbrush
Is This Anything?
0:43
13
Monkey Astronauts
Is This Anything?
0:29
14
Get Candy
Is This Anything?
0:48
15
Halloween/Candy
Is This Anything?
4:11
16
Braces Glasses
Is This Anything?
0:26
17
Bugs Going?
Is This Anything?
0:38
18
Did Comets Kill the Dinosaurs?
Is This Anything?
0:49
19
Fun for the Whole Family
Is This Anything?
0:38
20
Ancient Cultures
Is This Anything?
0:27
21
Air Inside Outside
Is This Anything?
0:42
22
New Mexico
Is This Anything?
0:25
23
Magician
Is This Anything?
0:42
24
Bullet Catch
Is This Anything?
1:12
25
McDonald’s Sign
Is This Anything?
0:56
26
My Doctor Recommendation
Is This Anything?
0:47
27
Pharmacist Two Feet Up
Is This Anything?
0:55
28
Supermarket Impulse Buy
Is This Anything?
0:45
29
Supermarket Rubber Dividers
Is This Anything?
0:48
30
Milk After the Day
Is This Anything?
2:02
31
Milk Monitor
Is This Anything?
0:21
32
Coffee World
Is This Anything?
1:04
33
Mr. Coffee
Is This Anything?
0:28
34
Post Office Annoyed
Is This Anything?
2:01
35
Post Office Wanted Posters
Is This Anything?
1:05
36
Newspapers Perfect Fit
Is This Anything?
0:38
37
Execution Style
Is This Anything?
0:24
38
Earthquake
Is This Anything?
0:23
39
The Button
Is This Anything?
0:25
40
Campaign ’88
Is This Anything?
1:03
41
Moose Air Lift
Is This Anything?
0:56
42
Foam Balls
Is This Anything?
0:36
43
Stand by Me
Is This Anything?
0:25
44
Star Trek
Is This Anything?
0:28
45
Talk Show Host
Is This Anything?
0:27
46
TV Flip
Is This Anything?
1:09
47
TV Sleep
Is This Anything?
0:44
48
We Have Soda
Is This Anything?
0:47
49
Movie Plot
Is This Anything?
2:01
50
Armrest Battle
Is This Anything?
0:23
51
Movie Employee Age Gap
Is This Anything?
0:39
52
Movie—TV
Is This Anything?
0:46
53
Batman Crooks
Is This Anything?
0:41
54
Crook Head Protect
Is This Anything?
0:19
55
Crook Life
Is This Anything?
0:26
56
Crook Reputation
Is This Anything?
0:52
57
Chalk Outline Guy
Is This Anything?
0:42
58
Florida Law
Is This Anything?
0:46
59
Old People Drive
Is This Anything?
0:42
60
Parent Ducklings
Is This Anything?
0:55
61
Dad Trunks/Fashion Advice
Is This Anything?
0:55
62
Mom Drives
Is This Anything?
0:53
63
Old Men Love Heat
Is This Anything?
0:50
64
Kotex Lady
Is This Anything?
0:55
65
Got Old
Is This Anything?
0:35
66
Car-tastic
Is This Anything?
0:18
67
New Car Steering Wheel
Is This Anything?
0:21
68
Sneezing Driving
Is This Anything?
0:27
69
Traffic Lane Experts
Is This Anything?
0:28
70
Leaving Car
Is This Anything?
0:45
71
Car Alarm
Is This Anything?
0:31
72
Padded Ignition Key
Is This Anything?
0:26
73
NYC Cab
Is This Anything?
1:35
74
Pickup Trucks
Is This Anything?
0:21
75
Sports Enthusiasm
Is This Anything?
0:32
76
Rooting for Laundry
Is This Anything?
0:44
77
The Silver Medal
Is This Anything?
1:25
78
The Platforms of Humiliation
Is This Anything?
0:31
79
Biathlon
Is This Anything?
0:21
80
Platform Diving
Is This Anything?
0:34
81
The Involuntary Luge
Is This Anything?
0:39
82
Pedestrian Rodeo
Is This Anything?
0:47
83
Call Waiting
Is This Anything?
0:48
84
Phone Machine
Is This Anything?
2:08
85
Cell Phone Speech
Is This Anything?
0:23
86
Paint Apartment
Is This Anything?
0:33
87
Toaster Room
Is This Anything?
1:07
88
Diet
Is This Anything?
0:36
89
Restaurant Check Timing
Is This Anything?
0:58
90
Nightclub of Clothes
Is This Anything?
0:53
91
Dry Cleaning
Is This Anything?
1:26
92
Dry Clean Only
Is This Anything?
0:32
93
Gentle Cycle
Is This Anything?
0:24
94
Engaged
Is This Anything?
0:36
95
Commitment
Is This Anything?
0:41
96
Mozzarella Relationships
Is This Anything?
0:33
97
Cheating
Is This Anything?
0:17
98
Friends After Dating
Is This Anything?
0:23
Disc 3
1
Baby Life
Is This Anything?
0:46
2
Bachelor Party and Bridal Shower
Is This Anything?
0:20
3
Bad Gifts
Is This Anything?
0:25
4
Touch Face Relationship
Is This Anything?
0:33
5
Sperm and Egg
Is This Anything?
0:33
6
Pet Monkey
Is This Anything?
1:23
7
Date End
Is This Anything?
0:35
8
Shower World
Is This Anything?
0:43
9
Shower Radio
Is This Anything?
0:41
10
I’m Naked
Is This Anything?
0:52
11
Women Try On
Is This Anything?
0:35
12
The Chicks and the Checks
Is This Anything?
2:47
13
Men’s Physical World
Is This Anything?
1:11
14
Superhero Men
Is This Anything?
1:04
15
Men’s Minds
Is This Anything?
2:56
16
Phone Control/Sex Control
Is This Anything?
2:16
17
The Nineties
Is This Anything?
1:58
18
First Aid
Is This Anything?
0:25
19
Museum Security Guards
Is This Anything?
0:34
20
Men’s Jobs
Is This Anything?
0:44
21
Psychiatrist
Is This Anything?
0:20
22
Money
Is This Anything?
0:38
23
Office Space
Is This Anything?
1:17
24
The Casual Heil
Is This Anything?
0:33
25
Malls
Is This Anything?
0:32
26
Really Bad Traffic
Is This Anything?
1:02
27
Parking Garage
Is This Anything?
0:24
28
Future Outfits
Is This Anything?
2:00
29
Maid
Is This Anything?
0:32
30
A Little Hair
Is This Anything?
0:49
31
Alone in the Bathroom
Is This Anything?
0:32
32
Alcatraz Faucets
Is This Anything?
0:46
33
Missed Flight
Is This Anything?
0:37
34
Horse Racing
Is This Anything?
1:35
35
Glue Factory
Is This Anything?
0:40
36
Horseback
Is This Anything?
1:29
37
Horsepower
Is This Anything?
0:56
38
Horse Trailer
Is This Anything?
0:38
39
Pony
Is This Anything?
1:04
40
Nose Job
Is This Anything?
0:38
41
Mad Cow
Is This Anything?
0:26
42
Drugstore
Is This Anything?
2:48
43
Doctor’s Waiting Room
Is This Anything?
2:09
44
May Contain
Is This Anything?
0:17
45
Chock Full o’Nuts
Is This Anything?
0:28
46
Improved Tide
Is This Anything?
0:37
47
Chopsticks
Is This Anything?
0:25
48
Cannibalism
Is This Anything?
0:33
49
People Owner’s Manual
Is This Anything?
0:49
50
Favor
Is This Anything?
0:44
51
Men’s Attention
Is This Anything?
0:43
52
Beauty Contest
Is This Anything?
0:20
53
Pocketbooks
Is This Anything?
0:27
54
Flower Power
Is This Anything?
0:56
55
Always Friends
Is This Anything?
0:18
56
Thin, Single, and Neat
Is This Anything?
0:35
57
Baby Visit
Is This Anything?
0:48
58
Night Guy/Morning Guy
Is This Anything?
1:30
59
The Double O's
Is This Anything?
3:50
60
Doing Nothing
Is This Anything?
0:34
61
Weddings
Is This Anything?
7:24
62
Divorce
Is This Anything?
0:36
63
Live Together
Is This Anything?
0:27
64
Commitment/Rejection
Is This Anything?
0:48
65
Marriage Chess
Is This Anything?
1:02
66
Married/Single
Is This Anything?
2:58
67
A Wife Is an Extra Head
Is This Anything?
0:24
68
Tone
Is This Anything?
2:51
69
Relationship Underwear
Is This Anything?
0:26
70
Blind Sight
Is This Anything?
1:00
71
Lip Liner
Is This Anything?
0:40
72
No Important Calls
Is This Anything?
0:45
Disc 4
1
*69
Is This Anything?
1:25
2
BlackBerry Relation-Chips
Is This Anything?
1:01
3
Links
Is This Anything?
0:53
4
Facebook
Is This Anything?
0:50
5
Twitter
Is This Anything?
0:31
6
Preferency People
Is This Anything?
0:38
7
Repeat Story
Is This Anything?
0:58
8
Blowing Smoke
Is This Anything?
1:27
9
Non-Statements
Is This Anything?
1:33
10
Coffee Says
Is This Anything?
1:28
11
Coffee Break
Is This Anything?
0:21
12
Alcoholic Coffee Drinks
Is This Anything?
0:46
13
5-Hour Energy Drink
Is This Anything?
1:03
14
Cold Beer
Is This Anything?
0:20
15
Orange Juice
Is This Anything?
0:31
16
Almond Milk
Is This Anything?
0:27
17
Pizza Hut
Is This Anything?
0:47
18
Raisin Bran
Is This Anything?
0:49
19
Haggar Slacks
Is This Anything?
0:27
20
Cookies
Is This Anything?
1:56
21
Gym
Is This Anything?
1:08
22
The Chair
Is This Anything?
0:34
23
The Strip
Is This Anything?
0:43
24
Earpiece
Is This Anything?
0:23
25
The Crisis
Is This Anything?
0:57
26
No News
Is This Anything?
0:42
27
Old News
Is This Anything?
0:18
28
Break-in
Is This Anything?
0:29
29
Weather Girls
Is This Anything?
0:38
30
Sports Watch
Is This Anything?
1:07
31
Gambling in Vegas
Is This Anything?
0:56
32
Cremation
Is This Anything?
0:44
33
Glad Sandwich Bags
Is This Anything?
1:00
34
Nose Hair
Is This Anything?
0:51
35
Itching, Burning and Redness
Is This Anything?
0:40
36
Suicide Bomber
Is This Anything?
0:32
37
Terrorist Monkey Bars
Is This Anything?
0:47
38
Slightly Nazi
Is This Anything?
1:17
39
Car Horn
Is This Anything?
0:33
40
Directions Voice
Is This Anything?
0:26
41
OnStar
Is This Anything?
1:07
42
Opposite Clothes
Is This Anything?
0:22
43
Liberace
Is This Anything?
0:45
44
Movie Garbage
Is This Anything?
1:01
45
Grip
Is This Anything?
0:41
46
Public Restroom
Is This Anything?
1:39
47
All Awards Are Stupid
Is This Anything?
2:53
48
The Audience Decides
Is This Anything?
0:46
49
Your Job
Is This Anything?
0:38
50
The Offensive Brain
Is This Anything?
1:14
51
Everything Is Garbage
Is This Anything?
3:39
52
DNA
Is This Anything?
0:48
53
Conceived
Is This Anything?
0:16
54
Baby Born
Is This Anything?
0:27
55
Baby Products
Is This Anything?
0:20
56
Birthday Clown
Is This Anything?
0:45
57
Birthday Kids Jumpy Castle
Is This Anything?
0:33
58
Circus
Is This Anything?
0:47
59
Annoying Line
Is This Anything?
0:52
60
Family Member Stickers
Is This Anything?
1:00
61
Daddy’s Home
Is This Anything?
0:53
62
Golf
Is This Anything?
0:54
63
Kids in Bed
Is This Anything?
0:39
64
The Idea of Dad
Is This Anything?
0:20
65
Thank You Monkey
Is This Anything?
0:38
66
Mob Boss
Is This Anything?
0:59
67
Other Kids over My House
Is This Anything?
1:17
68
Star Wars
Is This Anything?
0:49
69
Sucks and Great
Is This Anything?
3:00
70
The Teens
Is This Anything?
1:42
71
Annoying Friends
Is This Anything?
0:59
72
Out
Is This Anything?
1:20
73
Ready
Is This Anything?
0:57
74
Marriage Happy
Is This Anything?
0:57
75
Two Things
Is This Anything?
0:58
76
Dogs Playing Poker
Is This Anything?
1:08
77
Men as Dogs
Is This Anything?
0:42
78
Guard Gate Filtration System
Is This Anything?
0:57
79
Look Fat
Is This Anything?
1:03
80
Marriage Kit
Is This Anything?
0:42
81
Childhood 1960s
Is This Anything?
1:04
82
Good Humor
Is This Anything?
0:31
Disc 5
1
Parent Style
Is This Anything?
1:40
2
Piñata
Is This Anything?
0:48
3
Gutter Ball
Is This Anything?
1:00
4
A Marriage Moment
Is This Anything?
1:20
5
Dual Zone Climate Control
Is This Anything?
1:37
6
Just Honks
Is This Anything?
0:27
7
Family Vacation
Is This Anything?
0:49
8
Vacation Me
Is This Anything?
0:26
9
Zip Line
Is This Anything?
0:38
10
Stand-Up Paddle Board
Is This Anything?
0:27
11
The Jet Ski
Is This Anything?
0:28
12
Father’s Day
Is This Anything?
0:27
13
Dad Is a Helium Balloon
Is This Anything?
0:55
14
Kids Don’t Want Parents
Is This Anything?
1:26
15
99% of the Brain
Is This Anything?
0:47
16
Pop-Tarts
Is This Anything?
2:25
17
All You Can Eat
Is This Anything?
2:16
18
Swanson TV Dinner
Is This Anything?
1:32
19
The Raisin
Is This Anything?
2:35
20
The Weight Problem
Is This Anything?
0:37
21
Donut Holes
Is This Anything?
0:45
22
Offer Drinks
Is This Anything?
0:47
23
Hydrate
Is This Anything?
0:40
24
Tired
Is This Anything?
0:46
25
Sleep Aids and Coffee
Is This Anything?
0:30
26
The Out Thing
Is This Anything?
0:45
27
Coming Down Your Aisle
Is This Anything?
0:45
28
The Finger
Is This Anything?
0:55
29
Prison
Is This Anything?
0:20
30
Get the Hell Out
Is This Anything?
0:47
31
Your Place
Is This Anything?
1:03
32
Work Home Plane
Is This Anything?
0:34
33
Got to Go
Is This Anything?
0:40
34
Conversations Week
Is This Anything?
0:32
35
Life Is Too Long
Is This Anything?
0:45
36
Special Event
Is This Anything?
1:03
37
In the City, On the Island
Is This Anything?
1:44
38
Social Species
Is This Anything?
0:54
39
It Is What It Is
Is This Anything?
1:06
40
Phony Siri Manners
Is This Anything?
1:18
41
Travel Safe
Is This Anything?
0:48
42
Solitary Confinement
Is This Anything?
0:47
43
Device Dictatorship
Is This Anything?
1:12
44
Gay French King
Is This Anything?
0:22
45
Half Myself/Half Phone
Is This Anything?
0:32
46
Uber
Is This Anything?
0:38
47
Talking Faces
Is This Anything?
0:55
48
Text Commercial
Is This Anything?
0:44
49
Text
Is This Anything?
0:24
50
Just the “K”
Is This Anything?
0:36
51
Ghosty Dots
Is This Anything?
0:33
52
Email/Post Office
Is This Anything?
2:05
53
First Camera Phone
Is This Anything?
1:54
54
Mom Gang
Is This Anything?
0:44
55
Golf Whisper
Is This Anything?
0:46
56
Other Whispers
Is This Anything?
1:02
57
Tattoo
Is This Anything?
0:45
58
We’re Living in Filth
Is This Anything?
1:01
59
NYC Awning
Is This Anything?
0:35
60
The NY Faux Courtesy Jog
Is This Anything?
0:28
61
In My 60s
Is This Anything?
0:58
62
I Don’t Turn Around
Is This Anything?
0:32
63
Knife Through a Shoe
Is This Anything?
0:27
64
Your Show/Unexpected
Is This Anything?
0:51
65
Human Being Business
Is This Anything?
0:48
66
More Babies
Is This Anything?
0:38
67
Cemetery
Is This Anything?
0:49
68
Tweet Means Tweet
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Corona Kamikaze
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Pre-Existing Conditions
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A Spongy Life
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Died Doing
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Plastic Bathroom
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Flex Seal
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Acknowledgements
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Outro
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