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Did We Ever Catch the Slenderman?

Did We Ever Close the Gamer Gate?

I Think We Should Reboot a Lot More Things

I'm Glad That Everyone Has a Podcast

I Think That the Dress Is White and Gold.

I'm Glad That Our Children Know What Twerking Is

I Think We Need More Spinoffs and Sequels

I Need Origin Stories for Every Movie. Even the Bad Ones. Especially the Bad Ones.

We'll Blame Jennifer Aniston's Pregnancy for Why Families No Longer Talk at the Dinner Table.

When People Come Back from the Dead in Tv and Movies, It Reminds Me That Everyone Can Write.

We're All Clearly Better off for Having Paris Hilton as a Role Model.

I'm Glad That I Have to Openly Like My Body All of the Time or I Am Shaming Myself.

People Complain About the Lack of Hover Boards Despite Not Knowing How Moving Walkways Work.

I Think Everyone Should Be Nicer to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

See, 1990? Billy Ray Cyrus Wasn't the End of the World.

I'm Glad That There Are Retakes During the Making of Reality Tv.

We All Got Mad at Milli Vanilli and Subsequently Brought Substance and Integrity Back to Music.

I'm Glad That I Can Consult the Internet to Know If Everyone is on Fleek or Not.

I'm Thankful We All Praise Our Own "Game" and Then Complain About the Marginalization of Others.