Album · 1993
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Tracklist
1
Overture
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5:24
2
Best, Banting, McLeod and Their Dog, Margery
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2:49
3
Unusual Calls
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2:24
4
The Metaphor List Song
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3:35
5
"Moonphase" For Strings, Percussion and Woodwind
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0:36
6
Why Did the Turkey Boil His Radio?
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2:40
7
Investigating a Crime
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2:58
8
No, I Don't Own Any Mechanical Crushing Equipment
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1:18
9
Me and the G.A.A.E.
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4:57
10
If Drum Machines Were Fish
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2:46
11
If Fish Were Drum Machines
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3:21
12
Poems That Are Disappearing
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7:59
13
The Answering Machine Song
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5:52
14
Hell With No Sun Cream
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2:17
15
The Eagle Hates Your Poetry
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2:36
16
The Planted Monogrammed Handkerchief
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2:19
17
Mr. Green Was Found Outside Your House
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2:19
18
Ariadne Dreams About Big Lobsters Climbing Up the World to Get to the North Pole
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6:54
19
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3:16
20
Metaphor List Song Reprise
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2:52
In print
First pressed 1994, still pressed 2021 — 3 pressings across 2 countries.
Credits
Andy Nicholls
Instrument · saxophone [tenor]
Martin Madeupname
Instrument · bass
Alan Jenkins
Vocal · voice [e & some other animals], guitar
Alison Mackinder
Vocal · vocals [ariadne], violin
Ariadne Metal-Cream Pie
Vocal · voice [herself]
Blodwyn P. Teabag
Vocal · voice [blodwyn], keyboards
Peter Pengwyn
Vocal · voice [max green]
Robyn Gibson
Vocal · voice [robin], drums
Sherree Lawrence
Vocal · vocals [bloodwyn & the answering machine]