I've Got a Time Machine and It's Going to Be 1992 Forever. Let's Go, Eckerd.

Daylight Savings is Always on Saturday, But You Don't Drive Anyplace All Weekend; When You Get Into Your Car on Monday, You Have a Split Second of Thinking "Did I Wake an Hour Early??" When You Look at the Clock Radio

Having to Type Out 'Techno' Every Time, Because Technical Death Metal Robs the Autofill

Parking Lot on a Major Holiday

I Still Can't Tell If Carly Fiorina 2016 Was Controlled Opposition for Ted Cruz; The Only Article I Read Which Made That Accusation Got Deleted

There is No Other Time in Human History That These Sounds Came Together in This Way (snippet from Genre Synopsis for Outsider Ambient)

Star Rugger

So Man is Made in the Image of God, so is the Human Spirit Made in the Likeness of the Holy Spirit (A Revelation That Only 100 Proof Schnapps and 0.4g of Indica Could Bring Me To)

Don't Wave (It's Even Less Polite Than Pointing, But Better Than Staring)

A Melancholic, Ethereal, Instrumental 2002 Progressive Rock CD w/ Ambient and Acoustic Rock Undertones (And How I Accidentally Built a Universe Around It)