I Urinated on a Butterfly

I Urinated on a Butterfly

The Queue at Greggs

I Opened My Mouth Too Wide Today (And It Hurts)

I Sat on a Wet Bench in St. Peter's Square

I Dreamed That You Liked My Instagram Post

There's a Duck in Alex Park With a Plastic Ring Around Its Beak

Post Coital Dysphoria

Mice Have Bitten Holes Into All My Childhood Toys

Didsbury Is a Dump

The Liquid From My Brain is Leaking Out My Nose

Spaghetti Hoops on Toast

I Want to Swallow Stones Like a Bird

Dog in Peril

I Have a Horrible Relationship With Food and Self-Image

I Scream Your Name

Fatty Liver

Rat in Bin

I'm Becoming Vegan After Watching Bambi

You Don't Find Me Attractive Anymore

My Entire Life is Utter Bilge

Every Time I Speak I Regret It Immensely

I Vomited on Britney Spears' Autobiography

Toxic

I Am at My Happiest When I'm Unconscious

I'm Writing Love Letters at McDonald's (LIVE)

I Urinated on a Butterfly (Reprise)