I Put Gore on the Cover to Be Hard and Edgy but Please Dont Tell My Mom I Dont Want to Get Grounded Again

Anal Cunt Are Metal

Each Song Sounds the Same Because Each Song Is the Same

I Should've Made My Project About Frogs Since a Shitty Phyllomedusa Rip-Off Band Has Never Been Done Before

Download Our New 69 Track Pornogrind EP on Www.Cumfartvaginalsmegma.Blogspot.Com but Dont Tell My Brother He'll Just Tattle on Me

Bum Sick Is More Offensive Than This

Loligrind in a Nutshell

Listening to Sick Br00tal Cybergrind While Drinking Monster Energy Drinks and Playing COD

Getting a Papercut and Calling It Goregrind

I Only Listen to Albums Where Just the Intro Scrobbles

I Think Putting Gore on My Cover Is Very Original and Will Make Me Stand Out From Other Bands

Omphalectoicxanthopsia Tries Too Hard

No Effects on Vox 100% Goregrind!!!

Making Music of a Genre Known for Being Offensive Then Getting Pissed If a Skinhead Likes It

Giving Your Band Some Long Vulgar Name That Doesn't Even Make Sense Then Shortening It to Every First Letter With Shitloads of Xs Because You're a Fucking Pussy

Having a Wet Dream Then Making the Cum Stain a Porngrind Logo

Only Real Grindcore Uses Pig Squeals

The Virus I Had on My Computer When I Was in Middle School Is a Better Vocalist Than You

Only Grind Worth Listening to Are Those Bands That Have Like Nine 14 Year Old Malaysian Kids That Wear Black Metal Makeup for Somereason

Bands That Put Reverb on Everything Are Trying to Be Artsy but Suck More Than Cybergrind (First Hedera Helix album Coming Soon!!! 1)

I Respect Metal Archives's Definition of Metal

Please Don't Tell My Mom I Sampled One of the Naked Lady Videos She'll Ground Me

Making Porngrind Because You're a Loser That Thinks Putting Porn Samples in Your Songs Makes You Hard but Only Thing Hard About It Is Your Dick

OK, We Get It, You Think Fart Jokes Are Funny, Have the Humor of an 8 Year Old, and Can't Handle Anything Fast, but Please Stop Making Corprogrind

Gorenoise Is for Hipsters

Some Dumb Interlude Track So That the Song After the Gorenoise One Wouldn't Sound Quiet

Zoogrind Is for Furries

I Like How You Uploaded Just Your Half of Your Split, Thanks, Not Putting Links to the Other Side Is Very Helpful, Thank You for Being Such a Helpful Person, Really

OK, We Get It, You're a Virgin, See Women as Sex Objects, Have a Peeing Calvin Sticker on Your Pick-Up Truck, and Probably Vape, but Please Stop Making Porngrind

Just Because Its Grindcore Doesn't Mean Your Label Has to Have an Awful Name

I Can Read Your Logo, Fucking Poser

Russians Make Noisecore Because You Have to Be Drunk and Talentless to Make It (Implying This Actually Took Talent to Make)

Are You Compensating for Something With How Many Tracks You Have on Your Album?

Outro (Atleast This album Wasn't Corprogrind!)