Album · 2009
I Drink for a Reason
Tracklist
Disc 1
1
Preface
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5:46
2
Intro
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0:21
3
Preface (Part 1)
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2:30
4
Preface (Part 2)
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4:40
5
Don't Abandon Your Baby
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6:54
6
But It's Good for You!
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6:46
7
I Think Rich People Are Boring
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4:51
8
Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 1)
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3:42
9
Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 2)
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3:15
10
I Ain't No This or That
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3:46
11
Woodstock
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5:02
12
Breaking Up (Part 1)
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4:43
13
Breaking Up (Part 2)
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4:03
14
A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 1)
I Drink for a Reason
4:23
15
A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 2)
I Drink for a Reason
5:48
Disc 2
1
The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 1)
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4:04
2
The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 2)
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4:29
3
The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 3)
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6:17
4
YourStar.com
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3:41
5
Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 1)
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4:50
6
Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 2)
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4:30
7
I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 1)
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4:08
8
I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 2)
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3:25
9
A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 1)
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4:53
10
A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 2)
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2:13
11
A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 3)
I Drink for a Reason
4:25
12
A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 4)
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4:14
13
A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 5)
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2:11
14
My Memoir-To-Be
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3:24
Disc 3
1
A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 1)
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4:03
2
A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 2)
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11:19
3
Sitting on a Pole Trying to Win Some Money
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6:15
4
Didja Know?
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2:02
5
I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 1)
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4:10
6
I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 2)
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4:58
7
Heaven! (Part 1)
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3:04
8
Heaven! (Part 2)
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3:07
9
The Five People You Meet in Limbo
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3:44
10
Ideas for T-Shirts to Be Sold at Urban Outfitters
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2:22
11
In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 1)
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4:06
12
In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 2)
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2:34
13
Gay Canada (Part 1)
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4:35
14
Gay Canada (Part 2)
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5:58
Disc 4
1
You'll Never Guess!!!
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5:32
2
Sweet Mary J.
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5:20
3
Hey! Free Advice! (Part 1)
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4:21
4
Hey! Free Advice! (Part 2)
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3:19
5
Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 1)
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5:05
6
Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 2)
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5:45
7
Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 3)
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5:14
8
Involuntary Random Thoughts I've Had Not Always When I Was Pooing but Certainly Sometimes When I Was Pooing
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5:03
9
Ask a Rabbi! (Part 1)
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5:05
10
Ask a Rabbi! (Part 2)
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4:39
11
Ask a Rabbi! (Part 3)
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2:24
12
A Short Request to Lame Friends
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2:38
13
Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 1)
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4:24
14
Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 2)
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2:10
15
The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 1)
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3:49
16
The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 2)
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2:31
17
The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 3)
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2:11
18
Top Ten Top Ten Lists List
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1:15
Disc 5
1
Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 1)
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4:44
2
Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 2)
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4:16
3
Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 3)
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4:32
4
Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 4)
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4:34
5
How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 1)
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5:09
6
How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 2)
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4:39
7
I Don't Have Children
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3:29
8
A Short List of Videos With Babies in Them That I Have Not Seen on the Internet but Most Likely Exist and I Would Like to See at Some Point
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1:36
9
Other Ways in Which Jews Can Utilize Current Technology to Get Around God's Strict Laws for the Sabbath
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2:02
10
Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 1)
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5:17
11
Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 2)
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4:18
12
Cigar Corner
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3:51
13
Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 1)
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3:59
14
Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 2)
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4:32
15
Original Message (Part 1)
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3:14
16
Original Message (Part 2)
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3:16
Disc 6
1
An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 1)
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5:22
2
An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 2)
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5:28
3
An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 3)
I Drink for a Reason
4:54
4
An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 4)
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2:02
5
We Have Got to Stop Calling So Many People "Heroes"
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4:54
6
Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 1)
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3:35
7
Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 2)
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2:21
8
Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 3)
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0:58
9
For the Love of God! (Part 1)
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3:12
10
For the Love of God! (Part 2)
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1:58
11
Cigar Corner: Bonus Story!
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2:10
12
Cigar Corner, Part 2
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3:55
13
Truck Stop (Part 1)
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3:59
14
Truck Stop (Part 2)
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2:01
15
Letter From the Future
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4:26
16
An Afterthought
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3:00
17
Acknowledgements
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3:39
18
Credits
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1:47
19
A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (instrumental)
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10:23