How to Be a Jewish Mother: A Very Lovely Training Manual

Introduction

Lesson 1. The Basic Techniques of Jewish Motherhood

Lesson 2. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Food Distribution: A. Mealtime Strategy

Lesson 2. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Food Distribution: B. Bread With Everything: Between Meal Treats

Lesson 3. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Entertaining: A. How to Tell a Funny Story

Lesson 3. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Entertaining: B. How to Discuss Current Events

Lesson 3. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Entertaining: C. How to Pay a Compliment

Lesson 4. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Relaxation: A. How to Enjoy Yourself at Home and at the Beach

Lesson 4. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Relaxation: B. How to Leave the House for a Social Engagement

Lesson 5. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Education

Lesson 6. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Thrift

Lesson 7. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Sex and Marriage: A. Introduction to Sex

Lesson 7. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Sex and Marriage: B. The Son: 1. The Early Years

Lesson 7. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Sex and Marriage: B. The Son: 2. Dinner With His Girlfriend

Lesson 7. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Sex and Marriage: B. The Son: 3. Taking Steps

Lesson 7. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Sex and Marriage: C. The Daughter: 1. What to Do Before the Date

Lesson 7. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Sex and Marriage: C. The Daughter: 2. Dinner With the Boy Friend

Lesson 7. The Jewish Mother's Guide to Sex and Marriage: C. The Daughter: 3. The Last Resort

Lesson 8. How to Be a Jewish Grandmother

Glossary of Terms: Final Word