How Much Is a Gram Over There?

Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird

Comfort Rightswiping

OTPHJ Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job is a distant cousin of the dry hump

Calling someone average is a mean thing to say

We will stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70 on my time machine

Stocking up with sausage and cheese for the crisis is the wurst kase scenario

Chuck Norris got the virus to quarantine for 14 days

You can't spell quarantine without 'U R A Q T'

The squirrel swim on its back to keep its nuts dry

Santa Claus have such a big sack because he only comes once a year

The reception at the sperm bank thanks the donors for coming

Circumsize a redneck by kicking his sister in the jaw

Sony made a new console during the pendemic called the Plaguestation 5

She yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" but I was keeping the umbrella

My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver

Condom Cornucopia

The Hunchback of Notre Damehas a twisted back story

The difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer is the taste

Stoned and speaking cursive

James Bond taking a bath is bubble O7