Greatest Hits

50 Plates to Feed My Brother

50 Ways to Eat Your Lover

A Letter to Santa

A "Poor Boy’s" 12 Days of Christmas

Ally McBeal

American Pie Eulogy

Another Kick in the Balls

As Beers Go By

Asshole Son

Be Claus I Got High

Biker’s Christmas Carol

Bin Laden and the Jets

Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas

Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling.

Born to Be Mild

Bowel Moves

Burned on the Barbeque

Butch the Gay Santa Claus

Buttcracker Suite

Carol of the Bartenders

Caught Me One Handed

Chatroom

Cheney’s Got a Gun

Christmas Money (That’s What I Want)

Clean the Catbox

Condom Song

Cows With Guns

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

Doin’ It Doggystyle

Dolly Parton’s Tits

Drivers on the Phone

Elmo’s Got a Gun

Fart in an Elevator

Feelin’ Boobies

For Those Who Bombed Iraq

Foreigners

Free as a Turd

Free Ballin’

Frosty the Pervert

Getting Fatter All the Time

Ghosts in White Linen

Gilligans Island

Gimmie 12 Steps

Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck

Gropin’ in the Classroom

Hark! The Hair

Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas

Heavin’ on a Jet Plane

Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS

Hey You! Get Off of My House

Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Holy Shit, It’s Christmas

Homeless for the Holidays

I Am Santa Claus

I Can’t Ski Babe

I Fought the Lawn

I Let an Intern Go Down on Me

I Like Big Tits

I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand

I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

I Saw Her Leaning There

I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus

I Used to Rock & Roll All Night

I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas

I Want a Boob Job for Christmas

I Want My MP3

Ice Fish Baby

I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas

I’ll Never Shit Solid Again

I’m a Weight Watcher

Inflatable Woman

Its the Most Fattening Time of the Year

Itty Bitty Titties

Joy to the World

Kill the Wabbit

Kittycat Song

Leader of Iraq

Leroy the Redneck Reindeer

Little Hummer Girl

Lots of Cleavage

Marijuanaville

Me and Mrs. Claus

Menopause Is Coming to Town

My Medication

O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads

Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy

One Turban, One Scott and One Queer

Pick My Nose Again

Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman

Please Don’t Wear That Thong

PMS

Police Stop My Car

Rare Funny Star Trek Parody

Rock n Roll, Scooby Doo

Rusty Chevrolet

Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town

School’s Out of Ammo

Sea Lion Eats Tonight

Space Station Oddity

Stan Writes Santa

Strawberry Rehabs Forever

Suck on My Cock

Take a Whack on the U.S. Side

Taliban on the Run

The 12 Drugs of Christmas

The AOL Song

The Chimney Song

The Devil Went Down to Jamaica

The Girl With Emphysema

The Little Hooters Girl

The No Smoking Song

The Restroom Door Said, ’Gentlemen’

The Taliban Can

There’s a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis

Tight Christmas

Toy Sack

Walk With an Erection

Walkin’ ’round in Women’s Underwear

Wappin’

We Buy the Tampons

We Wish You Weren’t Living With Us

We’re a Ukrainian Band

What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?

When a Man Loves a Chicken

White Ford Bronco

White Pussy

White Trash Christmas

Who Put the Dick on the Snowman

Who Put the Stump

Will They Stay or Will They Go

Windows 95 Sucks

With Legs Wide Open

Wonderbra

Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

You Ain’t Getting Shit for Christmas

You Chesty Thing

You Don’t Smell Like Flowers

You’ve Lost That Lesbo Feeling