Getting Stuff! (Lamp. Fan. C*D Playwr 💿. 8 Ball. Laundry Hamper.)

a box. (it may even contain something!) [it's insanely fuck you expensive]

Acquire Happy Hardware! Get It! Play Me! Great Gift! Yes! Coming Soon: EASY ASSEMBLY - Its easy? Visit the Silly Magic Cardboard Fun Hehe Funny Store (Instruments are such funny little things; I really fucking wish I owned a guitar)

YIKES! 96 PAGES Our Biggest Catalog EVER! Spinnin' around with my HeadPhones !!! (i wish objects were real... one self-healing gummy tv Please! &thank you! Want to buy!)

EXPENSIVE STUFF PARTY! lovely private car & resourceful girl: Have you seen this chair? Pin Wants to Dance! "No Thingness" ? But I Need Things! need a baseball bat Urgent! (-OBJECTIVES - -FIND 3 BASEBALL BATS)

Pay for an object. "Various things accumulate. Various ” the car the chair the tv ...... i wonder why? wait, (this not a string...) that's a CHAIN! I GOT SOMETHN NEW! $500 Worth Of Bull Shit !!! As per usual ... (Go get that random CVS item, Your master Commands it)