George W. Bush Go Straight to Fucking Hell

Dick Cheney Bleeding to Death on the Streets of Detroit

Paul Wolfowitz Boiled Alive in His Own Urine

William Kristol Raped in Prison

A Menstruating Condoleeza Rice Dropped in the Amazon River, Eaten by Piranha in 60 Seconds

Ari Fleisher Split Right Down the Middle

Colin Powell Uncle Tom

Michael Powell Choking to Death on the Shattered Glass of My TV Screen

Donald Rumsfeld Buried Up to His Neck in Dogshit With Lawnmower on Top

Richard Perle Torn Apart by Jackals

Fuck John Cage

William Rehnquist Torn Apart by Six-Foot Bull Sharks

Bill Frist Kept Alive in a Persistent Vegetative State and Broadcast 24 Hours a Day on His Own Cable Network

Bill Frist Kept Alive in a Persistent Vegetative State and Broadcast 24 Hours a Day on His Own Cable Network

Clarence Thomas on the Wrong End of a Gay Porno

Bill O'Reilly's Face Sanded Off, Pureed, Injected Into an Enema Bag and Administered to a Willing Rick Santorum

John Ashcroft Flattened Under the Weight of a 5,200-Pound Replica of the Ten Commandments

Rush Limbaugh Sodomized by a 30-Pound Cuban Cigar

Trent Lott Asking for Directions in Brooklyn (aka Fuckin' Cracker)

Pat Robertson Plagued by Locusts

Tom Delay Shoved in a Roach Motel, Poisoned, and Eaten From the Inside Out by Tarantulas

Jack Abramoff Scalped

Judith Miller Cut in Two by an Improvised Explosive Device

Michael Brown in the Superdome on September 4, 2005

Tony Blair Trampled by French Poodles

Jerry Falwell Meets the Children of the Corn

Anthony Scalia Has a Hunting Accident in the Middle of the Wilderness, Gets Savaged by Wolves

Peggy Noonan Forcefed the Rotting Corpse of Ronald Reagan

Karl Rove Forced to Roam the Earth Forever as One of the Living Dead Feeding on Raw Sewage

Scott McLellan Wrapped in Barbed Wire and Thrown Into a Press Room of Broken Glass

Scott McLellan Wrapped in Barbed Wire and Thrown Into a Press Room of Broken Glass

Alberto Gonzales Wearing a Black Hooded Mask, Standing on a Crate With Electric Wires Taped to His Outstretched Hands

Paul Bremer at the End of Lynndie England's Leash

Brit Hume Scattered, Smothered, Tarred and Feathered

George W. Bush Go Straight to Fucking Hell

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