Album · 2002
Everything’s Eventual: 5 Dark Tales
Tracklist
Disc 1
1
Everything’s Eventual
Everything’s Eventual: 5 Dark Tales
3:29
2
I’ve Got a House
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2:12
3
I Do Get Some Money
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3:20
4
Back to the Budget
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2:36
5
Dinky’s Day Board
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3:36
6
Grocery Lists
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2:01
7
Underwear, Cleaners, Very Eventual
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3:37
8
Call That Changed My Life
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2:09
9
Can I Help You?
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4:46
10
“Tonight,” He Said
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3:10
11
Two Kinds of Sacred
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3:00
12
I’m Mr. Sharpton
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3:44
13
Lying on Satin
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3:39
14
C’mon, Tell Me
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2:47
15
Some Kind of Deal
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4:08
16
I Just About Flew
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3:15
17
No One Did Come
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2:40
18
I Told Him About Skipper
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4:04
19
You’re a Tranny
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4:19
20
(Silence)
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0:15
Disc 2
1
What a Way to Lose Your Cherry
Everything’s Eventual: 5 Dark Tales
3:50
2
It Was About Killing People
Everything’s Eventual: 5 Dark Tales
3:08
3
He Was the Big Kahuna
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2:24
4
One More Talk With Mr. Sharpton
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3:41
5
My First Week in Columbia City
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3:14
6
Another Kind of Dream
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2:50
7
I Typed Cincinnati
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3:01
8
I’m Working
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2:19
9
Sometimes I Have to Send Actual Letters
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3:07
10
Picture of a White‐Haired Guy
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4:15
11
He Was Unfailingly Cheerful
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4:13
12
They Had a Computer Room in the Library
Everything’s Eventual: 5 Dark Tales
4:46
13
I Left the Library
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3:55
14
I Started Writing This
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2:08
15
A Sad Education
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4:04
16
It’s Been Two Weeks
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4:35
17
(Silence)
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0:16
Disc 3
1
Autopsy Room Four
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3:10
2
Howard the Conquerer
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3:57
3
I Try to Scream
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3:52
4
Born to Snap Bra‐Straps
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3:09
5
Michael Bolton Fan Club
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4:43
6
The Autopsy
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3:30
7
Snick‐Snick
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4:11
8
It’s Only Rock ’n’ Roll
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1:47
9
But I Like It, Yes I Do
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4:58
10
Very Uncomfortable
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4:40
11
Dear God
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4:42
12
If They Cut Into Me
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5:02
13
On Wi’ Da Show
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3:45
14
Cutting!
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4:18
15
Afternote
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3:05
16
(Silence)
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0:15
Disc 4
1
The Little Sisters of Eluria
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2:53
2
Two Great Hollow Sneezes
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3:36
3
Down the High Street
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3:49
4
Very Aware of the Bells
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2:55
5
Back to the Desk
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3:32
6
Another Hollow Tired Sneeze
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4:45
7
Roland Was Considering This
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4:19
8
They Stood Staring at Him
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4:17
9
Roland Drew With His Left Hand
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3:23
10
Rising
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3:56
11
Hush, Stir Not
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2:48
12
He Was Not Stronger in Body
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2:05
13
A Nasty Superstitious Start
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4:45
14
Roland Opened His Eyes Again
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2:33
15
(Silence)
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0:15
Disc 5
1
5 Sisters
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4:26
2
A Sixth Sister
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4:51
3
Believe Nothing Here
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4:29
4
The Bearded Man Didn’t Sing
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3:38
5
Jenna!
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3:48
6
A Bowl of Soup
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3:29
7
She Made No Reply
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4:31
8
Be Discrete
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4:42
9
The Fight Was Over
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3:25
10
At Some Point in the Night
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4:51
11
That’s a Pretty Man
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2:09
12
(Silence)
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0:15
Disc 6
1
Sister Mary
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3:47
2
Speak Not of Killing to Us
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4:51
3
At Some Point After This
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4:58
4
When Norman Awoke
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3:46
5
It Was Full Dark
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4:19
6
Don’t Care for Such as That
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3:41
7
Roland Was Grateful
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1:52
8
Roland Was Alone Now
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4:25
9
Jenna
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3:52
10
So…
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3:45
11
The Sound of the Doctor Bugs
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3:17
12
It Glimmered in the Moonlight
Everything’s Eventual: 5 Dark Tales
4:03
13
Thoughtful House
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4:38
14
He Dropped the Revolver
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2:02
15
I Can
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3:24
16
As Far as They Could
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4:59
17
He Dreamed of the Cross Dog
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4:13
18
Ask Me Not, Roland
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2:37
19
(Silence)
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0:15
Disc 7
1
Lucky Quarter
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4:24
2
No Chance of That
Everything’s Eventual: 5 Dark Tales
2:36
3
She Went About Her Chores
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2:54
4
There Was a One‐Armed Bandit
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2:24
5
She Darted Past Darlene
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2:44
6
She Surprised Herself
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2:54
7
She Put the Chips Down Again
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2:34
8
Except It Wasn’t
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4:56
9
Instead of Taking Paul Home
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3:30
10
They Were Halfway Across the Room
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3:17
11
(Silence)
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0:15
Disc 8
1
The Road Virus Heads North
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3:22
2
A Dozen or So People
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5:00
3
As He Was Reaching for It
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2:20
4
The Yard Sale Minder’s Name
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4:05
5
The Woman
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3:12
6
Aunt Trudy Lived in Wells
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2:19
7
Aunty?
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2:57
8
Aunt Trudy
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2:10
9
He Got on the Turnpike
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3:43
10
The Road Virus Was Heading North
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4:05
11
He Raised the Picture
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2:50
12
Once Outside the City Limits
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2:36
13
It Had Changed Yet Again
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2:53
14
He Brought a Heavy Steel Door
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3:09
15
Breathing Hard
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4:08
16
He Went to the Phone
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1:28
17
The News Scroll Started to Recycle
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3:42
18
He Actually Dozed Off
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4:49
19
The Soft Rumble
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3:16
20
Closing Credits
Everything’s Eventual: 5 Dark Tales
1:21
21
(Silence)
Everything’s Eventual: 5 Dark Tales
0:14