Album · 1985
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
Tracklist
Disc 1
1
The Okeh Laughing Record
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:48
2
Hooray for Captain Spaulding
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:12
3
Inka Dinka Doo
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
1:42
4
Minnie the Moocher
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:13
5
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:28
6
Three Little Fishies
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:07
7
I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:21
8
Cocktails for Two
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:59
9
Too Fat Polka
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:03
10
I'm My Own Grandpaw
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:06
11
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette)
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:57
12
Shaving Cream
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:42
13
The Freckle Song
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:42
14
Pico and Sepulveda
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:32
Disc 2
1
The Purple People Eater
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:16
2
Transfusion
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:26
3
Flying Saucer
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
4:20
4
The Battle of Kookamonga
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:39
5
Stranded in the Jungle
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:06
6
The Mummy
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:03
7
Russian Bandstand
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:14
8
The Thing
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:20
9
Masochism Tango
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:51
10
Little Blue Riding Hood
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:30
11
Sunday Driving
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:42
12
One of These Days
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:11
13
The Dinghy Song
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:50
14
Eloise
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:21
Disc 3
1
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight)
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:34
2
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:24
3
Martian Hop
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:14
4
Alley-Oop
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:44
5
Gitarzan
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:12
6
Surfin’ Bird
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:23
7
Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:53
8
Monster Mash
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:11
9
Mr. Custer
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:07
10
They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:13
11
The Eggplant That Ate Chicago
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:43
12
Bounce Your Boobies
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:13
13
Tip-Toe Thru’ the Tulips With Me
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
1:51
14
So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
1:40
Disc 4
1
Short People
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:58
2
Junk Food Junkie
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:06
3
My Bologna
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:25
4
Fish Heads
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:26
5
Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:46
6
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:11
7
Pencil Neck Geek
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:33
8
Time Warp
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:20
9
King Tut
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:13
10
Earache My Eye
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
5:23
11
My Dead Dog Rover
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:22
12
Dead Skunk
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:10
13
Dead Puppies
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:14
Disc 5
1
Eat It
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:21
2
Fast Food
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:26
3
The Curly Shuffle
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:58
4
Bedrock Rap-Meet the Flintstones
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:03
5
The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
4:43
6
Rock ’n’ Roll Doctor
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:24
7
Wet Dream
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
5:09
8
Marvin I Love You
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:54
9
The Scotsman
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:27
10
Another One Rides the Bus
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:37
11
Take Off
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
4:47
12
Existential Blues
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
6:15
Disc 6
1
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:09
2
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:24
3
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:37
4
Santa and the Satellite
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:02
5
A Christmas Carol
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
1:49
6
Green Christmas
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
6:56
7
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:28
8
I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
3:17
9
Nuttin’ for Christmas
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:25
10
Wreck the Halls With Boughs of Holly
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
2:31
11
I'm a Christmas Tree
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
1:12
12
Santa Claus and His Old Lady
Dr. Demento Presents: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
6:29