Cruzin’ 4 a Snoozin

A Befitting Bubble Bath (As the Frogs in the Pond Start an Evening Serenade)

Donning the Evening Robes (Activating the Ceremonial Recliner Leaver)

Honorary Herbal Homage (Held Hourly Hereon)

Controversial Charcuterie Board (Mostly Just Pickled Beans and Pastries)

ATTN: All Pets (Please Report to My Pendleton Draped Lap Immediately)

Two Stove-Lengths (And a Pine Knot, Should Be Plenty to Keep a Teapot of Sleepy Time)