Crash Test Dude

Introductory Remarks

Understand Your Man

An Aside Regarding Prostitution

Androgynous

I Want to Par-Tay!

Oral Sex Is Proffered by Mr. Roberts in Order to Compensate a Customer for the High Ticket Price

Cocaine

Give Yourself a Hand

Trident Gum Theme

Da Do Ron Ron

A Discussion of Bowel Difficulties During the Performance

Afternoons & Coffeespoons

A Poem, "Scientific Management", Is Read

Keep a Lid on Things

A Hilariously Derisive Account of My Heritage Ensues, as I Banter on, Ever More Wittily, the Scotch Now Coursing Through My Body as I Experience an Ever-Increasing Alcohol-Induced Euphoria

Superman's Song

Relation Between Bass Baritone Guitar and the Penis Is Discussed

God Shuffled His Feet

My Freedom From All Stds Is Firmly and Self-Servingly Established

A Cigarette Is All You Get

He Liked to Feel It

The String Change Song

Delilah

La Grange

Torontonians: Pros and Cons

Unbreak My Heart

My Reputation in the Politically Correct Press as 'Crash Test Drunkard'

Bette Davis Eyes

Another Poem, Entitled "Circumcision", Is Read

Baby One More Time

Mmm Mmm Mmm

Encore