Album · 2017
Corporate Symphony No. 1
Tracklist
1
Congratulations! (A Personalized E-Invitation)
Corporate Symphony No. 1
0:43
2
Onboarding Suite No. 1 (Orientation Paperwork)
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2:56
3
Onboarding Suite No. 2 (Ode to New Cubicle Smell in a Major)
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1:38
4
Onboarding Suite No. 3 (Sexual Harrassment Sensitivity Training Operetta)
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3:25
5
Onboarding Suite No. 4 (New Employee Productivity Training Tape Fanfare)
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1:12
6
Onboarding Suite No. 5 (Anthem for a Mandatory Teambuilding Exercise)
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5:01
7
Human Resources Suite No. 1 (Mandatory 10 Panel Drug Test Dirge)
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3:15
8
Human Resources Suite No. 2 (Two Weeks Paid Vacation interlude)
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3:39
9
Human Resources Suite No. 3 (Finanziaro (An Aria to the Personal Expense Account))
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1:46
10
Human Resources Suite No. 4 (10th Cup of All You Can Drink Coffee)
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2:12
11
Human Resources Suite No. 5 (Issuance Serenade for a New Printer Code)
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1:19
12
Career Trajectory Suite No. 1 (ISO 9001 Training Webinar for 3 Violins and a Cello)
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3:04
13
Career Trajectory Suite No. 2 (Digital Distruption Concerto)
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1:48
14
Career Trajectory Suite No. 3 (Staying Late for the 4th Time This Week Coda)
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1:36
15
Career Trajectory Suite No. 4 (Afterhours Scherzo/Drinks with the Boss)
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1:47
16
Career Trajectory Suite No. 5 (March to the Annual Review with Corporate)
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1:56
17
Upper Management Suite No. 1 (Chorus of Angels for the Annual Shareholders/Meeting and Appointment of a New Corporate Scapegoat)
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4:01
18
Upper Management Suite No. 2 (Promotion and Ascension of a New CEO to the Corporate Heavens)
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4:06
19
Upper Management Suite No. 3 (A Duty of Loyalty/Signed in Blood)
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3:09
20
Upper Management Suite No. 4 (Your Fate Was Written in the Spreadsheet of Destiny)
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2:10
21
Upper Management Suite No. 5 (Manufacturing a Public Relations Disaster (Lead the Lamb to Slaughter))
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2:57
22
Notice of Termination
Corporate Symphony No. 1
5:45
23
Vacancy Announcement (Join the Team!)
Corporate Symphony No. 1
0:42