Collected Aberrations Vol. 1

Shitnoise Powerviolence Can Suck My Fucking Man Cunt

Grinding Horse Meat for Pig Swill

Eyeball Licking Is a Legitimate Fetish

Mother-Cunt-Fucker

This Song Has No.1 Written All Over It

But This One Is Fucking Shit

Two Dicks Docking

Fist Fucking a Prolapsed Rectum

Drinking Tramp Sick Through a Hole in the Bottom of a Skip

Cumming Over Pictures of Hilary Clinton

Dog Fucker Fucking Dogs

Purple Vein (Prince Cover)

Jesus Also Thinks You're a Fucking Cunt

Your Phone Number Written in Bloody Shit on a Toilet Wall

Meat Masturbation

Waiter, Waiter, There's a Deflowered Cunt in My Soup

Inflatable Fucktard Doll

Shitting Out Broken Glass

Kid With Down's Syndrome Wearing a Deflowered Cunt Tee Shirt

Your Cunt Is Bollocks Deep in My Throat

This One's a Classic

Dick Is Short for Richard, Richards Dick Is Short

Skull Fucked While in a Vegetative State

I Swear I Didn't Know She Was Three

Fingerblasted Fudge Tunnel

Me and My Raping Hammer

Your Mom Scissorfucking My Mom

Pissing Puss

Breastfeeding in Public Is on My To-Do List

A Disappointing Post Mortum Blow Job

Asphixi-Wank

Every Dumb Fuck Stupid Fucking Thing You've Ever Said or Done Laid Bare for Everyone to See

The Ratio of People to Limbs in the Paralympics Is Fucked

Shitty Ass to Mouth

My Girlfriends Husband Fights for My Freedom

A Cunt Shaped Hole Carved in Meat

I Fucked the Girl in Hanson

Cut Your Own Fucking Throat and Choke You Fucking Cunt

Diving for Clams in a Piss Ridden Brothel

Spitting Out Splintered Teeth

Zombie Octopus Tentacle Fuck

Cleveland Steamer

Ceflowered Cunt's Christmas Song

Cold Cunt, Warm Beer

Die Screaming in 40,000 Pounds of Horse Shit

Double Dicked in the Stoma Hole

Self Harm Gets Me Hard

A Never Ending Stream of Cunts Fucking Everything Up Until We All Suffocate and Bake on a Dead Fucking Planet

Sex Reassignment Surgery Performed on an Unconscious Vicar

Deflowered Cunt Fucking Hate You

No One Misses Prostitutes

Dxcx Are Hated

A Cannon Full of Clown Shit Fired Point Blank in Your Face

Two Rednecks and One Nervous Pig

Bludgeoned to Weath With a Lump of Frozen Shit

Anal Cunt Stole Our Band Name

Prison Shank Death-Fist Party

Punched the Fuck to Sleep

Your Mom Is Still Scissor Fucking My Mom

Rectal Massacre

Black Lunged Meth Addict With a Raging Hard On

Dickhead Enabler

Deepthroating for Jesus

Hammer Fueled Cock and Ball Torture

Deflowered Cunt Played Over the Tanoy in a Nursing Home Until Everyone Shits Themselves to Death

Blast Furnace Vasectomy

I Stood on a Lego and My Fucking Leg Exploded

Mistaking Napalm for Lube

My Birth Certificate Is an Apology Letter From the Abortion Clinic

Maggot Infested Sweet Meats

Post Masturbation Self Loathing

A Barrage of Shit Filled Puke

Anal Beard Swarming With Lice

Nobody Cares About Your Shitty Noisecore Band

200 Paracetamol and a Quart of Tequila, Two Razor Blades and a Nice Hot Bath

Shooting the Shit With the Village Idiot

Sweet Rims on My Dank Ride

A Face That Could Launch a Thousand Shits

Fresh Meat Prison-Buggered Into Oblivion

The Unfortunate Outcome of Your Parents Pathetic Lust

No Cure for Being a Cunt

Branding Iron Baptism

An All Encompassing Complete and Total Terrorfuck

The Spacedicks Appreciation Society

A Dildo Dipped in Dog Piss

I've Got All the Diseases, All of Them

Neo-Necro Death Shits

By the Saw I Live

When You Speak I Want to Murder You Slowly

Bat Shit Fucking Mental Bastard With a Baseball Bat

A Leper and His Limbs Are Easily Parted

Gut Punching Girl Guides and Stealing Their Cookies

I Live in a Bin and Get Jizzed on for Money

A Cop With His Hand on His Dick and His Gun in Your Face

Deep Fried Dog Dick Finger Food

Catastrophic Colostomy Bag Failure

Dropping Roofies Gives Me a Sore Asshole

A Savage Blow to the Testicles

Knicker Sniffer

I've Finally Found a Woman Who Will Shit on My Neck

An Advert for Ladyboys Who Shit on Peoples Necks

A Magical Adventure Full of Wonder and Ponies

Celebrating by Gently Masturbating and Weeping Quietly

Bodybag

Why Don't You Stick Your Fucking Snow Globe Up Your Arse?

You've Got Shit on Your Breath

It's Ridiculously Shallow, It's the Best I Can Do

How About It Huh? How A-Fucking-Bout It?

Cancer Is the Magic Cure for People

Well That's All Cool by Me

My Armchair Is a Wheelchair

I'm Slowly Breaking All the Windows in My Greenhouse, Now I'm Homeless and All Without

If I Bleed Any More I Won't Be Able to Get Up for Work in the Morning

It's Your Birthday Joe!

I Bet You'd Chew His Fucking Face Off

I'm So Butt Hurt, You Look Like You'd Throw Me a Bone, You Look Like a Nice Guy

Fucking Cunt

How About That Football Shit Huh?

Fuck Fucking Physics

Ooooosh! \par

I Can't Write Anymore...

Myxomatosis Killed My Bunny Rabbit

I'm So Fucking Horny but My Cock Has Fallen Off

I'm What You Wanted Isn't It?

Now Grind Your Fucking Face Into the Ground Before I Punch It the Fuck Off

Sentience Is a State of Mind, and Your State of Mind Is Fucking Supid

I Fucked Everything, Then Everything Fucked Me

Bastard Blood Bleeding Thoughts Thoughts Bleeding Bastard Blood Dead \par

Wanking Outside A 7-11

What Do I Do With All These Nails?

The Glue Sniffers in My Neighbourhood Never Share Their Shit With Me

Lovewall

I Bet You Thought This Would All Be Over Soon? No Such Fucking Luck Son (Radio Edit Designed for Commercial airplay)

Start Strong, Finish Dead