Coffee After the Jammerz

Please reset your carpet expectations (thou shalt not carpet thy lover's thighs)

There's something ominous in the refrigerator (thou hast not no mono-phonates, they shall bequithe)

Primarily through the courage and enterprise of Ralph Nader (though thou shall ye be so floral and grounded foregoing)

Plan-handler forgets to... something-something (while thine neighbor waits in resurgent pretense)